Brendan Donaghy
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'Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.' Larry David
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Are My Bad Jokes Hiding a Fear of Death?
The therapist looked at me. “Your doctor thinks you’re depressed. Do you agree with him?” I considered the question. “I wouldn’t say I’m depressed, but I do have some weird dreams. Last night, I dreamt I was standing in my kitchen cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper.”
By Brendan Donaghyabout a month ago in Humor
- Top Story - May 2024
Don’t Anybody Yell at Me, But…
The Humane Society of the United States has calculated that approximately 71% of the estimated 80 million pet cats in the U.S. are kept indoors. The corresponding figure in the UK is lower; one animal charity put the figure at 24% in 2015, although it is thought to be rising rapidly.
By Brendan Donaghy2 months ago in Petlife
How to Train Your Cat to Use a Doormat!
Our cat Harry was twelve weeks old when we got him from Cats Protection Belfast Adoption Centre in July last year. He was part of 'the Scottish litter', so-called because the kittens had all been given Scottish names. Our kitten started life as Hamish, but we decided that Harry was more appropriate for the Ginger Prince!
By Brendan Donaghy2 months ago in Petlife
Dear Bruce Springsteen, We Need to Talk
Hi Bruce, I’m a big fan. I love your music, but I’ve never seen you play live. That may be about to change, but I’m worried that I may end up divorced as a result. No offence, but if that happens, it’ll be your fault. You’ve already ended two of my relationships. I’m writing to stop you from making it three.
By Brendan Donaghy5 months ago in Humor