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With or Without You
By Weird Al Yankovich
[Verse 1]
Feel a stone between your thighs
Feel the pain way up inside
I'll wait for poo
[Verse 2]
Sleight of hand in a sad state
On toilet seat bemoan your fate
And I'll wait without poo
[Chorus]
With or without poo
With or without poo
[Verse 3]
Through the pain I grunt some more
I give it all, but nothing more
And I'm waiting for poo
[Chorus]
With or without poo
With or without poo, ah-hah
I can't live
With or without poo
[Refrain]
And you grunt and groan all day
And you grunt and groan all day
And you grunt, and you groan
And you grunt and groan all day
About the Creator
Everyday Junglist
Practicing mage of the natural sciences (Ph.D. micro/mol bio), Thought middle manager, Everyday Junglist, Boulderer, Cat lover, No tie shoelace user, Humorist, Argan oil aficionado. Occasional LinkedIn & Facebook user
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