Mr. Sunshine. Why Do You Laugh At Me So?
Gardening Humour
Mr. Sunshine;
Why do you laugh at me so?
Can't you see I'm not having fun,
Digging up prickly, thorny things
In this sun?
I pricked my fingers this morning,
And I let out one big yell,
But you still laughed at me,
Throwing your sweltering rays,
Over me in this gardening hell!
Mr. Sunshine;
Did you have to make it hotter?
You know this tangled mess,
Makes me want to hiss;
You're not allowed to laugh
at your princess in distress.
Mr. Sunshine;
You continue to laugh,
While I work through this maze,
You burn me with your gaze.
Four hours have I been out here,
Dealing with your sun-baked forest;
Instead of laughing at me,
You could come down,
And help me instead.
Mr. Sunshine;
I should fine you for bodily damage,
As I work through this burnt-rooted garbage,
Which you left in my garden.
You could have just taken it home,
You twit!
About the Creator
Carol Townend
Fiction, Horror, Sex, Love, Mental Health, Children's fiction and more. You'll find many stories in my profile. I don't believe in sticking with one Niche! I write, but I also read a lot too.
Comments (5)
This flow is very natural. I liked it!!!
Hahahahahahahhaha let me know if you managed to fine him!
Loved it
Loved your creative rhyming in this!
Haha loved this!