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Pooping 4 Patriots

By Meko KaprelianPublished 17 days ago 1 min read
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We Pooh Red White and Blue

Underwear no streaks nor stains

it’s Communist propaganda,

indoctrinating Americans into

Potty-trained chains.

Gender neutral bathrooms have

taken away our safe space,

Atheists trying to dictate where

the children of God defecate.

Protest the agenda of the lefty-libs

by loving freedom,

bravely shit in your shorts

like you still sleep in a crib.

Because, Biden is too old and

Dems too Woke to understand,

you just aint cool unless

you crap in your pants.

So, put on a diaper and

in it take a dump.

Now you’re a true patriot,

just like Donald Trump.

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About the Creator

Meko Kaprelian

I love the adventure in traveling and how it realigns your social compass to help point you in the right direction. We are here on Earth to learn from one another not destroy each other. I hope to learn from writers here on Vocal.

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