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Written for the Judey Kalchik '60 second Storytelling' prompt. Check out the details below!
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As a child, curiosity over the sun's existence consumed many hours of playtime. How could it be so big and bright? And why does it hurt when you stare too long? It was the main cause of my shiny object syndrome. Always there just dangling in the sky, tempting me to look at it, unknowingly destroying my rods and cones.
Thanks to my unfortunate obsession, I'm partially blind. Don't fret for me though, be happy! Without this senseless blunder, I wouldn't be here now preparing to reveal a major breakthrough that will save you from the same embarrassment.
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About the Creator
Lamar Wiggins
Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry. Take a chance, you'll be thoroughly entertained.
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Comments (14)
This is priceless, Lamar! Where do I send the $$$$?
I love it Lamar!!! Very well done and I love the humor. The sun gazers image at the end is great...
You nailed this challenge, Lamar! π
The disclaimer is the best bit π
Ha ha! Love it. If they could improve on what I have been seeing these last 24 hours I'd think it worth the price - more of that later.
Iβm really keen to buy a setβ¦ what can go wrong?π³π΅βπ« The only problem is: β Must be 18 years of age to purchase.β Unfortunately, Iβm three times that, does that count me out!?π Love the artwork too.β
This should go well with my Trump Hi-tops and Bible!
I was interested in buying it only because we could watch shows on it but realised it has a monthly payment. That's a bummer, lol
Ah Lamar, tell me where I can get me a pair!!!!!!
Lamar, this is pure unadulterated joy. I'm still giggling (especially at the medical warning). Great storytelling and salesmanship!
Very Amusing! Brilliant work Lamar!
Haha! This disclaimer at the end is hilarious! And βthe low price of $19.95 a month for lifeβ! Iβm dyingπ€£ Brilliant, Lamar!
seek a refund which is not available at this time... story of my life.!
Is there a such thing? I would purchase itπWill you make a poem for Vocal Chalkenge ???