Ossiana M. Tepfenhart
Bio
Ossiana Tepfenhart is a writer based out of NJ. You can message her via Twitter on @bluntandwitty or via Instagram on @ossiana.makes.content. She's always looking for freelance work and collabs!
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Things Couples Should Never Do (If They Want to Stay Together)
If there's one thing that's exceedingly painful to watch, it's a couple that makes a point of involving others in their business. Sure, on Jerry Springer, it may be entertaining—much in the way other freak shows were back in the day. In real life, though? Those same couples are the neighbors everyone avoids at the block party.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart6 years ago in Humans
10 Signs He's Taking You for Granted
One of the greatest truths I've ever heard, at least when it comes to dating, is that you will always get what you accept. If you accept a guy who treats you like dirt, that's what you will most likely end up dating. If you refuse to accept bad behavior from the men you date and walk away after you see him be a putz to you, then you will avoid a world of pain.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart6 years ago in Humans
Ask A Porn Star: Noel Cypress
Noel Cypress has been wowing viewers with her smoking hot scenes for eight years, and this geeky lady has become the dream girl of many anime and cosplay fans as a result. I met her at Exxxotica, and got to ask her a ton of questions.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart6 years ago in Filthy
Strangest Caves in the World
Ever since I was young, I had an obsession with caves — more specifically, the idea of an amazing underworld with entire ecosystems of their own. There's something just so amazing about the idea of living totally underground, without seeing the sun, you know?
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart6 years ago in Wander
The Most Toxic Cartoon Couples
Over the years, there have been a bunch of couples we've seen on TV, movies, and Netflix that just don't make sense. This is especially true in the world of cartoons and comic books, where TV tropes often dictate what ends up being the reality from time to time.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in Geeks
What Is Emotional Withholding?
Back in the day, I had an ex who was great...when he was there, anyway. When I did what he wanted me to do, he was attentive and caring. When I didn't? Well, he'd stonewall me, ghost me on dates, or just otherwise act icily towards me until I'd cave.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in Humans
- Top Story - November 2017
Exxxotica: A Sex Writer's ExperienceTop Story - November 2017
If you've read my work, you already know I'm a sex writer. I've written for Pucker Mob, Bolde, YourTango, and a bunch of other names in the industry. I've done my fair share of wild stuff in the past, but nothing was quite like attending Exxxotica — one of the biggest adult industry conventions in America.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in Filthy
'Steven Universe' Gifts to Help You Survive the Hiatus
Steven Universeis one of the best cartoons currently being aired, and one of the most impressively inclusive shows in television history. Speaking as someone who religiously watches the show, it's not the least bit surprising that the fandom is as massive as it is.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in Geeks
How to Insist on Using Condoms Every Time
Condoms are amazing inventions. They prevent STDs, allow you to prevent pregnancy, and also can seriously enhance your sex life if you know how to use them correctly. Despite all the perks of using them, there are many people out there who don't want to use them.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in Filthy
Weirdest Erotic Fanfiction on the Net
Anyone who's followed my writing career can tell you that I've had to read — and write — a lot of weird stuff in my days. Just recently, I've had to write about the weirdest porn genres out there, strange disappearances in national parks that may have involved aliens, as well as the occasionally-racist tales of restaurant chains that no longer exist.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in Filthy
In Defense of Turning Tech Off for the Sake of Sanity
There's a lot that can be said about modern society — and much of it is great. We are, in general, a more open-minded society than we were 50 years ago. Our grocery stores are better and carry better varieties of food than they used to. And, booze can be ordered online and delivered to your door.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart7 years ago in 01