Ossiana M. Tepfenhart
Bio
Ossiana Tepfenhart is a writer based out of NJ. You can message her via Twitter on @bluntandwitty or via Instagram on @ossiana.makes.content. She's always looking for freelance work and collabs!
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Artists Reveal the Best Advice for People Who Want to Date a Musician
I was talking to my friend, Jay Diamondz, about the crazy things that happen backstage. With the most hilariously casual tone in his voice, he told me that he once had a guy dress up as a busboy to get backstage in order to meet him.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Beat
Scarlet Kitten: My Favorite Products Roundup
Recently, a friend of mine made the mistake of trying to buy me a cheap sex toy from Spencer’s as a gag gift. It wasn’t really that big a deal. It was a cheap flogger that reeked of plastic, had a total of three little leather “hairs” on it, and fell apart as I held it. Though it was a gag gift, it also still made me a little disappointed. It really, truly looked that cheap.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Filthy
In Defense of Vices...
We live in an era where being healthy is the equivalent of being cool. On Instagram, models compare their workouts and encourage followers to give the gym a try. Celebrities talk about overcoming addiction every day. Posting shots of healthy meals and diet advice on social media is not only the norm, but even encouraged.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Motivation
10 Worst Sex Scenes in Movies
HBO recently made the announcement that they would get "mediators" and coaches for actors who will be performing sex scenes in their movies and shows. It seems like such a frivolous idea, doesn't it? I mean, how hard could it be to shoot a decent scene involving fake sex, right?
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Filthy
'Why Won’t Women Date Me?'
I remember the last time I stepped in vomit. I didn’t realize I did it at first. But then, slowly, I started to smell something funky in the area. I decided to walk around, to get away from the stink. No matter where I went, the acrid stench that kept assaulting my nose continued to hold.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Humans
10 Floral Fragrances for Women Who Love Roses
Roses are not your normal flower. They are a symbol of romantic love, and are considered to be one of the most beautiful flowers in existence. They also happen to be some of the most fragrant flowers to be found in stores around the world.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Blush
"My Wife Suddenly Wants a Divorce! What Happened?"
Divorce is a women's thing, and the numbers show that to be true. Multiple studies show that 66 percent of divorces are initiated by women, and that many of the men who they leave are totally blindsided when they're served papers.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Humans
Ask a Porn Star: Aria Haze
If there's one sector of modeling that has been known for being body-positive, it's the porn world. You'll see women, men, and non-binary people of all walks of life—not to mention all shapes and sizes. It's a very welcoming industry.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Filthy
10 Adult Video Games Time Forgot
Could you get turned on from looking at an 8-bit character? In the 1980s, all video games were 8-bit, and some companies were crazy enough to try their hand at making erotic, adult video games for geeks who hadn't yet heard of Playboy. Shockingly enough, there were people out there who bought these titles! Why? We still aren't sure. The worst part though? Developers only double-downed as graphics got better in a lot of instances!
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Gamers
11 Tumblr Alternatives That Still Allow Adult Content
Recently, Tumblr has made an announcement that they will no longer allow adult content on the platform and that they will be deleting adult content by December 17, 2018. Though this may be great for family-friendly posters, the decision wreaked havoc on people who posted adult content on the site.
By Ossiana M. Tepfenhart5 years ago in Filthy