A Version Of How To Be Ladylike
Atleast My Version...
This is my dissertation (I am being sarcastic) on my take of the way women dress.
First of all, why are you allowed to wear aerobics bras in public without any other covering? If I would, I would be picked up for indecent exposure!
While we are on the subject of bras, why do you let your boobs hang out? Are they really that "pretty"?
You go commando? Yuck. I do not check women out, but so obvious that they are not wearing underwear when wearing leggings.
My do you wear blue jeans with your rear-end showing? While on that note, some even have tattoos there?
While on the topic of tattoos, how could you do that to your body?
Body piercings? Why do you do these things?
Don't make me turn into momma Spontaneo and teach you how to dress young ladies!
Yes, I am old-fashioned, modest and consider myself to be a lady.
The following is ladylike 101 class...
If you absolutely need to wear an aerobics bra, would you wear something over it? If you have mega boobs, wear a real bra!
If you need to wear leggings, for goodness sake wear underwear. If not, wear an over-sized shirt to cover up.
Don't wear low rise blue jeans! Yuck!
Take the body piercings out! Let the holes close!
You are too pretty for these things!
I might be being hard on you. But, I want you to be a lady! Why not go on a little shopping spree? This should cheer you up!
You do not need a whole lot of money either!
Go to your local Salvation Army store and buy yourself some clothing that fits and is ladylike. Where I go shopping, the Salvation Store has half-off day on Wednesdays! I challenge you to do this! You are going to look so pretty!
Watch your self-esteem soar! You are going to receive sincere compliments.
Men are going to look at you in a different light, not just as a sex object!
You are going to get respect!
We have not talked about make-up... Do you wear make-up? I do. There is nothing wrong with wearing make-up! If wearing make-up makes you feel pretty, do it! Would you like to know where I buy make-up? I buy make-up at Dollar Tree! My trick to a healthy glow is their L.A. Colors Bronzer.
Why not do this makeover with your fellow gal pals? The more the merrier! Ask for their honest opinions.
Find a good hair stylist. Don't go to Great Clips though. They may only charge $16.00 but they chop up your hair. I learned the hard way. I showed a photo for the hair stylist to go by and she did not know how. The manager told her to cut my hair like "anybody else". Thus, a butchered hair style. She just should have told me to go someplace else. I trusted that "anyone else" would suffice. Anyway, go to your local library and borrow some magazines to find a hair style that you like. Show the hair stylist. Make sure she or he study such photo and give you their word that they can do it!
Now, you are officially a lady!
Grab a cellular phone or digital camera and go bezerk taking selfies! Post on your social media accounts! Email selfies to your family and friends! Include a selfie copy in your next Christmas cards!
I am so proud of you! I am sure that you have called me a few quite choice words, but you know I am looking out for you.
Thank you for reading my story!
About the Creator
Leiann Lynn Rose Spontaneo
Studied Political Science at Duquesne University.
Highest Honors Graduate in Fitness and Nutrition from Stratford Career Institute.
Her future plans are to become an aromatherapist to help people with their ailments using essential oils.
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