News + Politics
We the people, by the people.
Cow Farts
Welcome to "Synthetic Farts," your source of intriguing and, let's admit it, somewhat peculiar information. I'm your host, Paperboy, and today we're delving into a topic that's creating a lot of buzz, or should we say "buzzes," in the news lately – cow farts. That's right, we're about to explore why there's so much discussion about these bovine emissions and what they have to do with a critical global issue – methane.
Paperboy FartsPublished 6 months ago in EarthFarts In Politics
Greetings, and welcome to another entertaining installment of "Synthetic Farts"! I'm Paperboy, your host, and today we're about to dive headfirst into a topic that might seem unusual at first – the intersection of farts and politics. You might be wondering, what could be remotely political about something as ordinary as flatulence? Well, prepare to be surprised, because farts can indeed become a source of controversy and are even strategically employed in the political arena.
Paperboy FartsPublished 6 months ago in HistoryFart Volumes
Welcome to another intriguing installment of "Synthetic Farts"! I'm Paperboy, your host, and today we're delving into a subject that is both hilarious and oddly enlightening – the size and frequency of farts. We'll explore how big these gas emissions can get, how many we release each day, and whether there's any way to reduce their volume or occurrence. So, let's embark on this peculiar journey through the world of flatulence.
Paperboy FartsPublished 6 months ago in EarthWhy do farts stink?
Greetings, and welcome back to Synthetic Farts, where we embark on yet another thrilling installment of our "Fart Facts" series. I'm your host, Paperboy, and today, we're about to dive deep into the intriguing and, let's be honest, amusing world of stinky farts. Have you ever wondered why these gaseous emissions can be so pungent? Well, let's demystify the science behind it.
Paperboy FartsPublished 6 months ago in EarthBenjamin Franklin
Hello and welcome to another engaging episode of Synthetic Farts! Today, we're diving into an unexpected and amusing facet of history involving one of America's most revered Founding Fathers, Benjamin Franklin. Sure, you've heard of his invaluable contributions to the creation of the United States, his groundbreaking inventions, and his wit, but did you know he also had a humorous side when it came to farts?
Paperboy FartsPublished 6 months ago in HistoryATHENS
Athens, the capital of Greece, is a city with a rich and storied history that dates back thousands of years. Here's a summary of its history from ancient times to the modern era:
Haris HadzicPublished 6 months ago in HistoryDerek Chauvin is a Racist Murderer: Please Stop Pretending He's Not
You know, I never thought I'd have to write this, because all of this--all of this--goes without saying. Usually, things that go without saying are things that are just common sense; things that everyone knows and we've all seen evidence of. A good example is this following statement:
Clyde E. DawkinsPublished 6 months ago in CriminalThe Unseen Dreams: Stories from Stolen Lands
In the heart of the Middle East, a land of eternal conflict and human suffering, there exists a place with a name that stirs both hope and despair: Palestine. This ancient and storied land has been a crucible of tension and strife for generations. But amid the politics, power plays, and heartbreak, the true victims are often forgotten—children who, in a stolen land, struggle to live and dream.
Alexander jacksonPublished 6 months ago in Criminal