Will I Ever Be Rid of You?

You are stuck to me like glue

Every inch of me... there's you

And you cannot take a hint

When from you I try to split.

I cannot shake you

Or lose you fast enough

Closer than a shadow

If I could only break the pattern.

I try with all my might

You are clingy and getting on my nerves

To LITERALLY SEVER FROM YOU

But like a tenacious adhesive

You are fused to my curves.

Unfortunately we are seemingly inseparable...

From my first breath

Until my last

I will have to fight

To conquer you--my whole past.

Hundreds of thousands spent

To try and shape me

Minus you

A half a century later

This battle like a cauldron brews.

Don't you get it?

You're not wanted !

You make me nauseous to say the least

And everywhere I go

You roam

And clutch onto me like a beast.

I can never say

That you aren't devoted, loyal and true

Enough already

Now how, do I get rid of you?

I promise that I

Will not fall apart if you leave

I will not break down and cry

I would sigh with relief.

In excess I loathe you!!

Get the hint--you're not wanted!!

Why did you pick me in which to unite?

Why don't you attach yourself to someone who actually NEEDS you for life?

Every inch of me... there is you....

You're FAT!