When you have to poop but then nothing comes out
In the style of The Raven
Twas today when I was walking
After my first sip of coffee
When a shit did come a knocking
Knocking on my sphincter door
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So I hopped up in my car but
I was cursed with rather hard luck
Cuz McDonalds and then Starbucks
Both had Closed signs on their doors
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A looming sense of danger
As I squeezed my cheeks in pain there
Was no way I’d bare the shame
Of pooping on my new car’s floor
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At last I made it home
and thanked the stars I live alone
Forsooth the noises that did come
Would rival a t-rex’s roar
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Twas a sense of pure elation
Yes, rewarded for my patience
Pressed my cheeks on porcelain
But my poop told me nevermore
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Confused and feeling stupid
Started hollerin and hootin
Tried to push a little poop out
But it still said nevermore
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An hour of little progress
Made me give up and then re-dress
As I frowned upon the nuggets
I expelled from my back door
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Broken and defeated
And with both my legs asleep
I left while dragging both my feet
The only loser of that war
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Getting better I went shopping
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Bought myself another coffee
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When a shit did come a knocking
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Knocking at my sphincter door…
About the Creator
Mark Wheatley
Hi I’m Mark. I like sandwiches and sandwich-like foods
Comments (1)
wow. Good shit.