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Viral Hobbies

Possibly taboo but I hope you laugh!

By Call Me LesPublished 24 days ago • Updated 23 days ago • 1 min read
Viral Hobbies
Photo by Kev Bation on Unsplash

Stop panic buying the loo roll, Karen;

This isn't the Sub-Saharan.

There's always the grass,

So don't be an ass!

Quit hoarding it and find a new errand.


For the limerick challenge.

fact or fiction

About the Creator

Call Me Les

She/her | Cat enthusiast | "Word-Nerd" | Fueled by buttertarts

  • Co-Founding admin at Vocal Social Society & Great Incantations
  • Co-Founder of the Vocal Creators Chronicle
  • Vocal Spotlight
  • Book: Owl in a Towel


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  • Cathy holmes13 days ago

    Hilarious. Well done, indeed.

  • Babs Iverson23 days ago

    Rock on!!! Humorous too!!!

  • Natasja Rose24 days ago

    I nearly outed myself by cackling while reading this at work...

  • J. R. Lowe24 days ago

    Hahahah oh dear, this takes me back to 2020. The year of the great toilet paper shortage

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  • This is great fun and here's my early congratulations for when it's a Top Story 🙂

  • Mariann Carroll24 days ago

    😆🤣😂 love the humor in this poem .

  • JBaz24 days ago

    Nice, I’ll have to memorize this, for the next time I go shopping.

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