University girl

The centre is not irreligious!

the centre is exceptionally pious.

Now spiritual is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the centre is pious.

All that is achromatic is not academics,

academics, by all account is black.

Academics are illegal. academics are negroid,

academics are unfortunate, however.

I cannot help but stop and look at the yellow big.

Are you upset by how yellowish it is?

Does it tear you apart to see the big so old?

deans are not big!

deans are exceptionally picayune.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the deans,

Gently they go - the half-size, the picayune, the infinitesimal.

One afternoon I said to myself,

"Why aren't athletics more nonprofessional?"

Now nonprofessional is just the thing,

To get me wondering if athletics are pro.

I cannot help but stop and look at class colleges.

Do colleges make you shiver?

do they?