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Tip Rat

by Brenton F 2 months ago in social commentary · updated 2 months ago
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born to scab

your dad is a scab he lives at the dump

your mum is a fuckin drunk

your brother is a bogan dickhead

and you sister smells like spunk

you’re a fuckin tip rat mate!

your dad is a fuckin pikey

your mum is a fuckin joke

your brother is a fuckin muppet

and your sister she likes a poke

you’re a fuckin tip rat mate!

your dad is a fuckin knob end

your mum – yeah your mum's a dickhead

your brothers into illiterate graffiti

your sister is not quite braindead

your dad is a fuckin filthy tip rat

your mum is a fuckin tip rat too

your brothers he’s a fuckin tip rat

and your sister’s a tip rat just like YOU!

you’re a fuckin tip rat mate!

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Brenton F

Greetings from Melbourne Australia. This is me shedding some of my light on the places that are not often frequented. Maybe add a smidge of dark humour or a wee dose of irony and fuel it all with a strong flat white

I.a.J.J!

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