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The Talk of Shit

A Confession About My Special Talent

By Seth ThomasPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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The Talk of Shit
Photo by American Heritage Chocolate on Unsplash

I'll take it from the cow,

the steer

but no bull.

I'm full of it.

A fool,

shoving my shovel tool.

I got MY spoon

so, I can eat it

any time that it pleases

some buffoon who wants to feed it

to me for whatever reason.

Green is

my favorite. Flavors get spicy.

Twenty-three! Wanna be it

like Mike,

back in the 90s!

Climbing

a pile, to reach the tip at the peak.

This is no squeak.

Unique when I speak

so that it doesn't stink.

Why would I want to be

the number one drink

when, it's true

that I know

number two is for me?

performance poetry
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About the Creator

Seth Thomas

EXPLICIT CONTENT! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Seth Thomas is a self-contained asylum for corrupt entities and vigilante heroes; currently locked inside his own brain cell, being CrAzY Creative!

https://vocal.media/humans/i-m-alive-i7c7z04y9

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