The Talk of Shit
A Confession About My Special Talent
By Seth ThomasPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read
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Photo by American Heritage Chocolate on Unsplash
I'll take it from the cow,
the steer
but no bull.
I'm full of it.
A fool,
shoving my shovel tool.
I got MY spoon
so, I can eat it
any time that it pleases
some buffoon who wants to feed it
to me for whatever reason.
Green is
my favorite. Flavors get spicy.
Twenty-three! Wanna be it
like Mike,
back in the 90s!
Climbing
a pile, to reach the tip at the peak.
This is no squeak.
Unique when I speak
so that it doesn't stink.
Why would I want to be
the number one drink
when, it's true
that I know
number two is for me?
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About the Creator
Seth Thomas
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Seth Thomas is a self-contained asylum for corrupt entities and vigilante heroes; currently locked inside his own brain cell, being CrAzY Creative!
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