The Lonely Lass and the Haggis

In Scotland's misty glen,

A lonely lass did dwell.

She wandered through the heather,

With a heart that knew no well.

But one day as she wandered,

She chanced upon a sight.

A creature strange and furry,

With legs so short and tight.

It was the haggis creature,

So mythical and rare.

The lass was filled with wonder,

And a love beyond compare.

She hugged the haggis tightly,

And whispered in its ear.

"You're the one I've been searching for,

My love, my dear."

The haggis smiled and nuzzled,

As they danced beneath the moon.

For in that lonely glen,

They found a love that bloomed.

But alas, it was not meant to be,

For the haggis was but a dream.

The lass awoke to find herself,

Still lonely, or so it seemed.

But in her heart she knew,

That the haggis would return.

For in that misty glen,

Their love forever yearned.