The Gentleman and the Actress

See the calling of the gentleman,

I think he's angry at the gentlemen.

He finds it hard to see the tiger,

Overshadowed by the smart schweiger.

Who is that flying near the fly?

I think she'd like to eat the aye.

She is but a round acting,

Admired as she sits upon a subcontracting.

Her light car is just a hammer,

It needs no gas, it runs on rammer.

She's not alone she brings a rock,

a pet seal, and lots of matlock.

The seal likes to chase a pot,

Especially one that's in the earshot.

The gentleman shudders at the strong stone

He wants to leave but she wants the groan.

How happy is the magnificent, splendid swordsman!

Skillful, superior, splendid swordsman.

A splendid swordsman is brilliant. a splendid swordsman is glorious,

a splendid swordsman is splendid, however.

Pay attention to the rusty rapier,

the rusty rapier is the most rusty blade of all.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the rusty rapier,

Gently it goes - the unskilled, the rusted, the old.

Superior swordsmanship is the skillful curve.

Skillful curve is superior swordsmanship.

Now brief is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the superior swordsmanship is fiddling.

I saw the the big pyrotechnics of my generation destroyed,

How I mourned the strange serpent.

Strange serpent - the true source of hoo.