Tell Me Lies

Oh, sweet baby girl if you're good Santa Claus will come and bring you lots of presents.

Oh, pretty baby girl do sit on the rabbit's lap. Promise it's not weird it will give you chocolate candy because a religious figure died and it's all good. Just do it.

Oh, sweet little girl if you close your eyes tight and blow out all the candles at once on your birthday cake you're sure to get your wish.

Oh, pretty little girl if you put your tooth under your pillow a beautiful fairy will fly in and give you money for it. She is a little bit on the strange side. She does likes to collect teeth.

Oh, sweet young girl, you will grow up to be wise and wonderful and live such a beautifully happy life.

Oh, pretty young girl, they only bully you because they're jealous of you.

Oh, sweet young lady, driving gives you freedom... to go to work.

Oh, pretty young lady, it's okay everything will get better. Crying will only make your eyes puffy. It's okay. He didn't mean anything anyway.

Oh, sweet woman who is now ready to take on the world, the world will eat out of the palm of your hand. Don't you worry about a thing, you're in control of you're own life.

Oh, beautiful woman men are a different breed. It will get better in time. You'll meet the one. He will come and whisk you away and take care of everything you need and want in the proper way.

Tell me lies

Tell me pretty little lies

To my sweet blue eyes

Tell me lies