Sticky Buns
A Limerick about Weaponized Incompetence
A cinnamon roll he needed
I'd baked all day so I pleaded
"Please give it a try,
(you capable guy)
and get it yourself!" He succeeded!
***I would like to note that while he did get it himself, I still had to provide instructions on reheating***
About the Creator
Donna Renee
Hi! Thanks for reading! My hobbies include making coffee, drinking coffee, and starting to write a story and then rage-deleting it when I get the slightest bit frustrated.
Work in Progress: WOWH, cozy mystery (paranormal elements)
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Sabotage
Lately I’ve been in a funk where everything can be going right. You know I’m in a happy place talking to who knows, I’m at peace and feel like everything is just going great you know. But once I start seeing that everything is going great for some reason I need to sabotage it. I need to sabotage my happiness and what I have going on in my life so no one else is able to do it for me. Does that make sense? Am I the only one who gets this way?
By Merjaunie Lena4 days ago in Journal
Comments (22)
How good homemade cinnamon rolls taste are all I can think about now
I made cinnamon rolls the other day and thought of this poem of yours! 🩵
I came for the sticky buns and got schooled haha. Love it. I’ve just subscribed as well. I recently saw your subscription as well so thanks very much for that. Much appreciated. 😊👍
Yummy!!! I’m inspired to make some now!! Sounds like a great Sunday activity!!
What a fun limerick! Please read one of my poems in return. I think you’ll really find this one cute! https://vocal.media/poets/waffle?fbclid=IwAR3zvQ4QHEagG3OMadrPHZYxCKg-AIe0JzVyjMHW-DFcqf40EeOXVZAP-NE
Lol sounds like my house ☘️ Good one☘️
Bravo!!!💖💕😊
Hahah this is excellent. "(you capable guy)" lmao. My favorite part is that you categorized it under "how to" 😂
What a perfect "How to". LOL great job, Donna!
Cute and relatable! 😊
Sweet limerick 😂
hahaha. Well done. Love that note at the end.
Omg - I hate when guys do that! Pet peeve! Well done! 💖
Bahahah nicely done. The note at the end was the icing on the… cinnamon roll 😂
:D nice one
If only I had my way I would have eaten the whole tray
Another gem of a limerick! I’ve been enjoying these immensely!
What a humorous and relatable depiction of the struggle to share delicious baked goods with loved ones!
Haha 😂 Nice Touch at the Ending...❤️😉
Wow!!!!
Ha! You had faith in him the whole time.
Now you're just being cruel. Is there anything that can compete with warm cinnamon buns? I remember once standing in a cinnamon tree forest in Zanzibar and it nearly drove me crazy; not a cinna-bun for a thousand miles!