Something is Wrong with the Lobsters
A poem by ED 6/27/22
In my research this past week
I noticed something odd and bleak
Bad news for the animal kingdom
I’m panicked inside, though I might appear calm
Many lobsters off the coast of Cali
Freed themselves biologically
No longer serving their animalistic wills
They now seem to live life for the thrills
Once monogamous, now unfaithful
For these discoveries, I’m not so grateful
At least they’re progressing in social realms
All the lobsters are captains at their individual helms
I watched more than one lobster abandon its home
Seeking mates in every reef, the high seas they did roam
Every mate encountered was used up, chewed up, and spit out
Lobster fathers no longer stick around
Not only are the lobsters cheaters
They’ve become more than bottom feeders
A strange seaweed is a new favorite cuisine
Though the after-effects make me queasy
Each female lobster that acted promiscuously
Tore into the strange seaweed viciously
The eggs on her underside would fall off and die
She wouldn’t stop to watch, or even wave goodbye
The lobsters who hadn’t mated acted strangely, too
They opted for the seaweed instead of healthy food
Then they’d lie around for hours, float aimlessly
Many became snacks for other creatures of the sea
That seaweed had such an odd effect
I can’t understand the desired defect
Of destroying the generation that is to come
In favor of laying around uselessly, what bums!
When brought into the lab after taking a sample
The lobsters that ate the seaweed had troubles ample
No desire to breed, care for young, or even live
It shut down their brains, left no cares to give
I experimented and studied their tiny brainwaves
To learn their motivations, and what secrets they gave!
The behavior was learned by observation
Of the behaviors of another unruly crustacean
The first one decided to change all the rules
To go against its nature, to view other lobsters as tools
To aid in its search for ultimate pleasure
Sexual gratification was its most precious treasure
So when it finished with one partner, it moved along
Found another one, finished, and like the chorus of a song
Kept going on repeat until the end of its life
The horror struck me like the blade of a knife
Right in the heart, what a predicament
The readings were unbelievable on my instrument
The lobster population is in great decline
Because the species is acting all out of line
They aren’t stupid, they know fully well what they do
They’re killing their roe because they think they can choose
Caring for young impedes their ability
To wade in the shallows all day, as is their new proclivity
Their numbers are dropping, affecting the ecosystem
Though the seafood stores are the ones who will most miss them
The ocean is unbalanced because of the shellfish
Who kill their young to have fun, they’re entirely selfish.
About the Creator
Emily Dickerson
Hopeful and young, full of love. From my heart high praises are sung. For this reason I am here: to love and serve and bring all souls near. <3
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