Side D!ck

I’ll take your soul like Hades,

Take you to my Underworld,

My head, your lap, in your Mercedes,

And you don’t need to say a word,

You know I’m going home to someone else,

It’s your feelings at my expense,

I just don’t care,

An affair is unfair,

I tell you park down the street,

You want me in your backseat,

Headlights go off so I can get out,

Hate for us to be exposed,

To know what we’re about,

But then I’m not opposed,

I like that you’re young and that you only want me,

But I told you I will break your heart and there’s never going to be a we,

You have too many issues,

You’ll always be old news,

To me you’re only something till you’re nothing,

I’m not into no dumb thing,

Watch me walk inside,

Take it all in stride,

I just love that your a creep,

You know I’ll see you next week.