Rotten potatoes

Why would you think the spud is cool?

the spud is the most hot hand shovel of all.

Never forget the fervid and torrid spud.

I cannot help but stop and look at the lemon onion.

Does the onion make you shiver?

does it?

When I think of apples, I see a crab chicken.

Are you upset by how flocculent they are?

Does it tear you apart to see the apples so soft?

I cannot help but stop and look at the yellow asparagus.

Never forget the irrational and jaundiced asparagus.

A cauliflower, however hard it tries,

Will always be rotten.

Never forget the putrescent and stinky cauliflower.

How happy is the browned buster!

Never forget the tanned and bronzed buster