I share no witticism
Only outright criticism
Pick up after your pet
Or I’ll make sure you regret
As I’ll sling a bag full of more than lyricism!
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Harmony Kent
The multi-genre author who gets write into your head
I began writing at 40 after a life-changing injury. An avid reader & writer, I love to review & support my fellow authors.
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It Only Took One Minute.......
It only took a minute. I was sitting at the computer in my office when the phone rang. I picked up the receiver and then laid it down my desk as I went to find the student who the call was for. Within seconds I was back at my desk, ready to resume typing, when I heard the student yelling obscenities at me for listening in to his call through the handset that was still lying on the desk. Sick and tired of the lies he was spewing, I was up running down the hall, ready to kill him. By the time I reached him, I had calmed enough not to hurt him, but as I turned back towards my room, I knew that I couldn’t go on like this any longer. The decision was clear. I had to leave.
By Gail Wylie5 days ago in Motivation
Comments (17)
Love the humor ❤️
Oh you are so funny, Harmony. Well done.
Funny
I was already smiling thanks to your subtitle! 💜 This was hilarious and witty, thank you for starting my day with a smile!
So true. I bet we all know a few of those who deserve that.
Well done, Harmony. I wish I could toss a bag at them as well.
Bravo! You found a fun way of saying something all dog owners should know and adhere to!
Ha! Ha! You just wrote a limerick about my biggest pet peeve in life! Well done, Harmony!
Clever!
Laugh out loud hilarious, Harmony! 😄 Well done!
This made me laugh. I do hate stepping in it though :)
That's a funny take on a serious subject. I hate it when people don't clean up after their pets.
Beautiful! Congratulations, Harmony! As i only have known these old style limericks from the school book before. This one is a great enlightenment of using the metric. xx Michael
Great one Harmony.
Nice🥰
Oh yeah!! Great slam poetry :)
Hahaha yes! That’ll teach ‘em!