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Pickup Schtick

Smooth Pickup Lines

By π‘πŒ π’π­π¨πœπ€π­π¨π§Published 8 months ago β€’ Updated 8 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Pickup Schtick
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I hope that you did not injure your knee,

Falling from heaven to come visit me.

Are you an electrician? Because you light up my day,

And ignite all my neurons in shocking display!

And are you prepared to perform CPR?

β€˜Cause it’s simply breathtaking how stunning you are!

In fact, as a taser, you’d be set to β€˜stun’;

May I borrow your phone to tell Mom, β€œyou’re the one”?

Do you like raisins? How β€˜bout a date?

And this may sound cheesy, but I think that you’re grate!

May I have your number? It seems I’ve lost mine;

You’re like a parking ticket, β€˜cause girl, you’re β€˜fine’!

Your eyes are like oceans I could swim in all day,

They stole the sky’s color and left clouds of gray!

I may not be rich or dress to the nines,

But did I grab your attention with my smooth pickup lines? πŸ˜‚

A few final questions, before hence we part:

Did I at least make you smile, if I did not win your heart?

Will you join me for dinner tomorrow at seven?

Can they spare one more day without you in Heaven?

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Comments (15)

  • Bonnie Bowerman5 months ago

    Very funny!

  • Rachel Deeming5 months ago

    Cheesefest! I mean, who could resist?

  • Daphsam7 months ago

    You were truly a creative wordsmith! οΏΌ

  • L.C. SchΓ€fer8 months ago

    Worked on me, pal 😁

  • Novel Allen8 months ago

    Charlie Brown face doing "Oh good grief". Yet it all flowed so smoothly from your honey chocolate cinnamon sly lips. I for one did smile. Then maybe I would wave bye bye....MAYBE.

  • Heather Holland8 months ago

    I've heard a few of these, lol! I really enjoyed how you put them together in a rhyme.

  • Leslie Writes8 months ago

    As a poem, this is hilarious, but I hope you don’t use these in real life. 🀣

  • Test8 months ago

    Super!!! Excellent story!!!

  • Hahahahahahahahhahahahah these were hilarious! Pickup lines make me cringe soooo hard. If anyone says this to me, "Can they spare one more day without you in Heaven?", I'd be like "What, you want me dead?" or I'd say, "Bold of you to assume they want me in Heaven" 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Anyway, you've been missing in action. Hope you're doing well!

  • Lana V Lynx8 months ago

    So many sitcoms and romcoms just ran through my head while reading this, including those that yet do not exist.

  • Jennifer David8 months ago

    I absolutely love this! Pickup lines are such an effortless way to spread light hearted kindness. I love them. This is so creative and worth reading over and over again. Thanks for spreading smiles and joy

  • Joe Patterson8 months ago

    That was smooth.

  • Jay Kantor8 months ago

    'Sup 'R' ~ I see you picked up my 'Cheesy-Schtick' ~ - So Smooth - 'j'

  • Mother Combs8 months ago

    Oh, you are smooth lol

  • Real Poetic8 months ago

    Oh I’m so flattered! lol πŸ˜‚ This is so beautiful and absolutely smoother than stone. Great entry RM πŸ‘πŸΌ

π‘πŒ π’π­π¨πœπ€π­π¨π§Written by π‘πŒ π’π­π¨πœπ€π­π¨π§

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