Miss Purity

Little Miss purity a lady who wanted a man

Decided to get one, anyway that she can

She prayed to the heavens and planets beyond

For a dark-haired blue-eyed man, not ginger or blond

The planets delivered a man who was dapper and flash

She took him down, made him a tramp and spent all his cash

Before long he was broke and under her thumb

Miss purity called him a fat lazy. Dirty old bum

Desperate for love she went out on the game

She was Wild as a horse, not one man could tame

Eventually, the clinic told her she had caught an STD

And the following year she died of H.I.V

Purity was put into the ground in the ground

she came back as a spirit unable to rest, poor cow

She did haunting by order, she just wouldn’t take a bow

little miss purity deader than dead, haunting men in their bed now