I would like to say that 2022 marks the moment I kick the corporate game for good, but I'm afraid that that announcement would be a few decades premature. A girl's gotta eat, shop, and travel after all. 2022 does mark another rung on the ladder though, and this little cog is upgrading to a younger, sleeker model. Work life balance is back firmly on the agenda.
So, before I depart for greener pastures, and take a leap into the terrifying unknown, I wanted to share a poem about the corporate world where I cut my teeth. I don't feel this bleak about it anymore but there was definitely a time when, wide eyed and freshly graduated, I remember feeling horrified at the reality of my new world. It felt more like an episode of Suits than I cared to admit.
My Bright Sunbeam
Welcome to the team My Bright Sunbeam.
You're bottom of the pile
and you'll be there for a while
So learn to file
make tea
and look happy.
Now, I don't mean to defeat
the energetic free meat
Please, remain upbeat.
and soon enough we'll start the
slow
slurry
of simply
soul destroying tasks
you asked for.
Like I said, Welcome to the team My Bright Sunbeam.
You're trusted now
So have a go
at something a little more
complex
conscious even.
But
pick up the pace
they'll need it today
by end of play
So come what may
don't delay
don't push back
backtrack
fracture it by function.
I'm not here to cajole
this is your role now
So own it.
Assist. Request.
Reach out. Connect.
Network. Not flirt.
And better yet
work Agile
all the while
you create a seamless
something-centric
corporate pile
of Absolute Bullshit.
Sorry, did I let it slip?
Well, Welcome to the team My Bright Sunbeam.
Come on in and take a seat
let's touch base
It's time for some transparency I think
Cuts are coming
and promotions are on hold,
I'm told
rumors will no doubt unfold
Last hired, First fired
you know the drill
So drill down
and tighten those belts
leverage the last of those Fucking Favours
Up the actions for Easy Wins
and we'll dance to their tune awhile.
that 'Blue Sky' Bollocks
strip and streamline
pivot and prance for the Pricks
And forget 9 til' 5
Look Alive! Your job's on the line.
Cheer up, My Bright Sunbeam.
Let's talk redundancy
It's Payout
Or Sellout.
don't play nice
What's your price?
it's you or him.
Sorry Sunbeam.
I don't mean for it to sound obscene
it's Just Business, you know
Be cut throat!
But, careful, don't gloat
good job though
You made it this time
So wash the blood off your hands
and climb the rung.
Level up
Raise the stakes
And Welcome back to the team My Bright Sunbeam.
Isn't this just everything you dreamed?
About the Creator
LilyRose
Corporate cog by day, poet by night. Writing is my happy place. Comments, follows and critiques are always welcome!
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