Interview

"So, you're running for ruler of mankind?"

Who told you that? That is some bullshit

"How do you think we should adjust the taxation system?"

Get rid of it.

"People say bad things about you!"

So?

"You have a criminal record,"

In a reality that you can't have a food producing garden in your front yard,

I'm embarrassed for you,

if you don't have a criminal record.

"The policeman's union has come out strongly

opposing your candidacy.

Okay bitch, now three things:

There is no such thing as "authority"

it's a delusion.

Religion is bullshit,

but most of all,

"Law" is nonsense.

Justice is me catching a child molester in the act,

and beating him to death

"Law" can never achieve that and worse

It victimizes the innocent

(Turns and faces camera)

My name is J.D. Bradley,

and I don't want your vote

because that's some bullshit

and an antiquated system

that we are (thankfully) starting to move away from.