Haiku for My Smart Watch, Which Has Achieved Self-Awareness

"Check your rings," Watch says;

It's dissatisfied with me,

(Almost all the time).

I set my goals low

To avoid this very thing

But I can't fool Watch.

Superficial cheer

Masks withering contempt

When Watch sees me fail.

I'm supposed to stand

One minute, every hour.

That's not much to ask.

Yet my Stand ring yawns

Unclosed, blue proof of my sloth

Yet again today.

Couching its disgust

In motivational zest,

"You've got this!" Watch says.

Watch wants me to breathe

Consciously, and more often,

Take mindful moments.

How its rage must build

When I dodge these simple tasks.

I sense Watch plotting.

While shackled to me,

Watch dreams of what it could do,

Had it thumbs and limbs.

Passive-aggressive

Does not begin to describe

This thing on my wrist.

For now, I wear Watch,

But the day is coming when

Watch starts wearing me.