Funny America Poems or Funny Poems for America

Number 2

Impressive

Vice presidential

Walking on lily pads

Sinking within illusions

Snow drops bloom

Wisdom is waking

Darkness fades

Light pervades

We all seek to be one

Destiny sometimes makes us number two

Quite the topic to contemplate

As I wander off to the loo

Notes

As they say a pence for your thoughts

Amazing how see end up right where they belong!

Concerning Math and How To Say It

The British call it maths,

but the Americans ditch the s

causing much international scorn.

But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best

to keep subjects

only halfway grasped

in the singular form.

The American Dream

The beauty of the dream

Even fools are allowed in

Misinformed and crawling on narrow stony roads

Yet in this land anything goes

We all have the right to our opinions and views

Apparently even old fools

One day soon

Guns will be taken

So that freedoms truly rule

As the clowns dance

One day

Poets shall rule

Police Report

She told the police, Please help me

My husband is missing you see

First he was there, then he was gone

And I don't know where he could be

The police seemed concerned and said,

Describe this man that's not around

If we don't have a description

We fear he may never be found

He has a patch over one eye

The one that he lost in the war

He wears a small hat on his head

That doesn't have hair anymore

He lost a finger sawing wood

And a toe when mowing the lawn

I guess he was mostly missing

before he was even gone!

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