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Drip Fed Boris

A poem on Brexit inspired by the song, Drip Fed Fred

By Mr. TibbzPublished 4 years ago 1 min read
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We want Boris for our leader, Boris is a man of class.

We want Boris for our leader, now bend over and spread your a***.

Gentleman and ladies, our country's gone astray.

Brexit is the answer, who needs a deal today?

No need for any details, or finger unfounded fools.

But there are those amongst us, that are fisting all the rules.

There's no need for complaining, or austerity.

Now stick up your two fingers, wave goodbye democracy.

Brexit is the solution, we'll stand on our two feet.

Now stand up all you immigrants, get out of our country.

We want Boris for our leader, Boris is a man of class.

We want Boris for our leader, now bend over and spread your a***.

England is not prevailing, nor the rest of the UK.

So raise a glass and make a toast, we're f****** off today.

"I'll tell ya sumink for nuffin', never in all my days,

have I felt so insignificant, democracy went away."

We want Boris for our leader, Boris is a man of class.

We want Boris for our leader, now bend over and spread your a***.

Boris: We gather here this evening to leave the EU.

Do this for Queen and Country because we don't know what else to do.

All you Brits around me, I promise it will be fine.

Relax a bit and don't forget...

Trump: Now your ass is mine.

Gentleman and ladies, we've had a good run.

The EU ain't that perfect and free movement isn't fun.

Solutions aren't that easy, so try this if you please.

We'll get a deal, oh wait we can't, now time to kek your jeans.

We want Boris for our leader, Boris is a man of class.

We want Boris for our leader, now bend over and spread your a***.

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About the Creator

Mr. Tibbz

I'm a filmmaker and film enthusiast. May start to put up some dream projects. Depends. I hope you enjoy listening to me spout nonsense. Follow my youtube channel here:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXalLYgI0bKhMWIfhop4Jog

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