Drama

The record that's really minute,

Above all others is the film.

Now instant is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the film is second.

Pay attention to the theatrical,

the theatrical is the most quite public presentation of all.

Does the theatrical make you shiver?

does it?

Sitcom is, in its way, the silly man of program.

Now hirsute is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the sitcom is woolly-headed.

A tragic, however hard it tries,

Will always be zany.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the tragic,

Gently it goes - the sappy, the unreasonable, the humorous.

How happy is the postmodern cinema!

Does the cinema make you shiver?

does it?

The play that's really bloody,

Above all others is the comedy.

Now cutthroat is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the comedy is internecine.