Doggy Door

Now I got a dog that needs to roam

All around the yard and inside my home

I didn`t argue the why and what for

I just up and installed the doggie door

She went out and peed

And ran per her need

I thought all was wonderful and well

But that door made my life a living hell

She`s a fifty pound pup called a lab

And what she wants to chew on she`ll just grab

Like new shoes and sox

And porch support posts

I lost two ten foot banana trees

The dog got bored and took them down with ease

She once put in the wife`s sleeping face

A sopping wet azalea's root (mud laced)

Brings in long tree tops

Insects even rocks

Tree chippers prob`ly make better pets

And are a lot less stressful on the vets

All in all I`d say the dog`s absurd

But I love her so just take my word