Dear Housemates
A letter to my housemates
Dear housemates,
I came home again this morning,
And couldn’t help but smell the stench
Of the food stains that were left
Across the kitchen bench.
.
I know it seems obscure,
But to wipe it once or twice,
May help you to procure
A house that has no mice.
.
There were dishes in the sink,
And floors were left upswept,
Your clothes were on the ground,
And the living room was left unkept.
.
It’s come to my attention
That the dog is more hygienic,
And that there’s no intention
To make the place more scenic.
.
You survive off Uber Eats,
And I do not mean to judge,
But if you could throw out the trash when finished,
I’d throw away my grudge.
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You leave the bath so dirty,
Even bleach cannot un-soil it,
But worst of all is when you don’t
Flush the f%&#^$@ toilet.
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Even though you are all terrible
At keeping the place clean,
I suppose you have some qualities,
That you can redeem.
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The nights we stay up talking,
About what’s wrong with life,
And the days we end up walking,
Help me with my strife.
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I suppose I should say thank you
For not leaving me alone,
And even though you’re messy,
We’ve made this place our home.
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I know you’re not bad people,
And there’s worse habits you could adopt,
But would it kill you to now and then,
Make sure the floors are mopped?
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I hope that when you come home,
You’ll give your plates a wash,
Yours truly, with love and frustration,
Your favourite housemate - Josh
About the Creator
J. R. Lowe
By day, I'm a PhD student, by night.... I'm still a PhD student, but sometimes I procrastinate by writing on Vocal. Based in Australia.
Comments (1)
ah, the roommate struggle! The bane of single's existence!