Dear Current Occupant

Dear Current Occupant,

When you were elected, my daughters cried, and I told them their dad

would be safe, but you made a liar out of me, just like you

You can't go a day without being caught lying at least once, and you can't

stand to be confronted with the truth, so you constantly scream,

"fake news!"

Your tiny little thumbs must be tired from posting more gossip and

obnoxious falsities than my students in middle school

Then you refuse to accept any of the repercussions when you don't think

and spew out your word diarrhea like a damn babbling fool

You pout and throw tantrums like the spoiled, entitled brat you are

whenever you don't get your way

You're always so cranky, and I'm never entirely sure why

when golf and social media are your typical work day

You're a sexist pig, and you can say more than two dozen women are lying,

but where there's smoke, there's fire

You appointed a fellow sexual predator and had all your followers

remind us that the victims are the liars

You're a racist shell of a man so filled with hate and

obsessed with Hilary and Obama and pointing the finger at the Dems

So unwilling to self-reflect that you can have evidence of

five men of color's innocence and still support executing them

You're an inwardly-focused little man who walks around

with two catcher's mitts on your hands, always taking, never giving

Of course you don't condemn abuse of power in any form

when that's how you've made your whole living

Even when your mistakes cost lives, you won't acknowledge,

much less apologize, and you continue to show no remorse

How many people would still be breathing, how many cities wouldn't

be burning, if you hadn't dismissed the 21st Century Policing task force?

Where would we be right now if you hadn't dismantled the response team

and called COVID a hoax in a typical misdirect?

How many people would still be alive today if you had responded

as quickly to a pandemic as you did to being fact-checked?

You're the one with a chokehold on Lady Liberty's neck,

and you won't take responsibility for anything you've said or done

The nation is divided, the U.S. a tale of two countries,

and you only even pretend to care about one

You not only don't try to unite the citizens, you purposely

look to wield your axe and drive the wedge even deeper

You occupy the White House, but you're not a President,

and you lack nearly every feature of a true leader

You're an insecure, bloated, orange narcissistic piece of shit,

an easily-threatened, sniveling coward

You're a delusional man-child incapable of coherent thought or

logical debate who, for some bizarre reason, is left in a role of power

You say you're making America great, but we're now viewed

largely as a world-wide laughing stock

Even if we can vote you out in November, you've made such a mess,

who knows how long we'll be dealing with the aftershock

When you came out of hiding from your bunker, you gassed your

own citizens for a photo op with a book you've probably never read

You and Hitler are both repulsive men who spew hateful rhetoric

and won't look for real solutions but blame other people instead

The similarities are definitely there, but albeit evil, he was

intelligent and well-spoken, not simply a basic shit-stirring agitator

As hard as you try, and as much as you want it, you'll never

be smart or powerful enough to be a successful dictator

As much as I despise you, I do recognize you couldn't create

this clusterfuck without your flock of white trash

You're as vile as the Grinch, except this time the little Who's

are behind you cheering as you take their stockings and Who hash

You didn't create this ignorant racist faction, you just encouraged them

and gave them a safe place to let their true colors show

You didn't create hypocritical Evangelists, you just allowed them to

force their agenda on us and give priority to an embryo

With all that you've failed at, you've clearly succeeded in duping millions

to follow and support you, perhaps the textbook definition of insanity

They think an adulterer with at least 3 baby mamas is best suited

to protect conservative family values

and an unsaved fearmonger to promote Christianity

They truly believe that a draft-dodging pussy can teach them to be

a patriot and a bankrupt businessman can be the economy's savior

As pathetic as you are, you're still not as bad as the ignorant fools

who make excuses for your toddler-like amoral behavior

You didn't say it, and if you did, you didn't mean it, and if you did,

you were just joking, and if you weren't, you just a salty sailor

They defend you no matter what you say or do and seem unable

to recognize that you're an incredible failure

They sometimes even acknowledge what a horrible person you are

but for some reason still think that you adore them

They believe that such a disloyal, spineless snake really cares

about them, so they let you do their thinking for them

They've seen you fail at your biggest campaign promise and

instead build a wall around your house to keep protestors out

You must be doing something right because you can be caught in

20,000 lies and still have them give you the benefit of the doubt

They're like that 6th baby mama who's seen a man creep on the

past 5 women and be a deadbeat dad to all his kids in the past

But they believe for some inexplicable reason that it will be different

for them, that this relationship will succeed and last

They've seen you cheat on your wives and taxes, throw personal friends

and at least 18 members of your own administration under the bus

They've seen you scam customers and contractors and donors, five times

refuse to serve your country, and still convince themselves,

"He'll be loyal to us."

They think you can relate to them because you dislike all the right people,

and you can't spell hatred without red hat

You could give 2 shits about most white people, only slightly more

than the 0 fucks you give about people who are brown and black

We knew what you meant when you said "again" because

it was only ever great for certain people who won't agree black lives matter

Is America great again, with over 118,000 dead, record-setting

unemployment rates, riots in the streets, a fractured nation in tatters?

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen