CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

Who Am I?

Sly as a Fox,

So clever They say Top Cat.

No Stunt Double,

Jackie Chan.

So Skillful,

Say MacGyver.

Recently met a Girl,

exchange DNA,

Knock her door,

She wasn't acting Right,

I told Her,

Go Love yourself,

She's considering

Having my Baby.

Got stop by a Cop,

like a shark with a hat,

Gotcha.

Cop: You smoking,

Me: No Sir,

Cop: explain the smoke,

I lit a paper to chase Mosquitoes,

Yeah Right! So what's in your mouth?

Just sucking my thumb.

I can't believe a Cop disturbing the peace,

I Left,

The Cop went Right.

Your advice

Anything you say

Can be use in the Court of Law.

So best remain silent.

I confess once,

I Shot The Sherriff,

I didn't shoot the Deputy.

Like Mandela I walked Free.

Who am I?

So Clever They say Top Cat..