Camp Disappointment
the Lewis & Clark Expedition in rhyme
The year was 18 hundred 4
east of the Muddy in Camp Wood
Two men were sent on a mission
to survey the new neighborhood
Thomas Jefferson convinced congress
the future was looking out west
Manifest destiny was here
those two men would spearhead a quest
They traveled with a party then
men that could stand the fatigue
There was Meriweather Lewis
who was ready to lead this league
followed by Mister William Clark
slightly older at 33
who'd play forever second chair
on every historical marquee
The Corps of Northwestern Discovery
as the group had announced themselves
went up the Missouri river
and wound up on all our bookshelves
It was an odd time in our past
and this story comes with some torque
They started up with 45 men
along with Clark's slave named York
They road a 55 foot boat
twas built for the rugged terrain
as it helped advance their progress
of this most notable campaign
They traveled armed to the butt crack
and that 'odd time' best describes
to take on any on comers
or conquer indigenous tribes
They also left with offerings
and enough whiskey to suffice
It was ONLY 30 gallons
a bit “meager” to be precise
Our boy Clark was the friendly type
He was a ginger haired extrovert
who'd converse as the day is long
having HIS expertise couldn't hurt
Now Lewis was from Virginia
and behaved the opposite way
He was moody and withdrawn some
and both veterans back in the day
They both served in the Indian Wars
out on the Ohio frontier
it was a different era back then
racial hostility's would appear
Lewis conspired with the president
acting as his secretary
they knew each other as neighbors
and this wouldn't be arbitrary
The U.S. stopped at the river
Mississippi if THAT wasn't enough
The Louisiana Purchase
was unexplored and pretty rough
It was owned outright by the French
all the way to the Great Divide
No one knew of Rocky Mountains
something this voyage would provide
Napoleon sold his interest
for 11 million in cash
the intel was unclear at best
'tween twas legit and balderdash
They went looking for a corridor
to reach the opposite coastline
The rivers and each substantial stream
and then map it out on a design
Everything from elevation
measured upon reconnaissance
from men that can handle themselves
with very little convenience
They were looking for EVERYTHING
from climates to times of the year
animals and landmarks they'd pass
and write it all down nice and clear
Get acquainted with the natives
to whatever degree that they can
Use their own discretion of course
and that was the gist of their plan
Boils and dysentery
was a messed up hurdle to cross
It was blamed on the H 2 oh
and mud thicker than tartar sauce
The mosquitoes and ticks were bad
they encountered while passing through
George Drouillard was their hunter
and pretty good at his craft too
There was Reuben and Joseph Field
and John Coulter to drop some names
Lewis walked on shore a great deal
documenting their travel lanes
Clark was running cartography
and Joseph got bit by a snake
Lewis treated him with gunpowder
before deadly venoms could take
They met the Otos two months in
600 miles into their trip
The mouth of the Platte River
and gave some gifts for the courtship
Lewis addressed them as “children”
even though he was 29
and then he informed them that
the land you're standing on is “MINE”
He wasn't politically correct
in our modern way of thinking
but he told them to suck it up
and assimilate without blinking
I'm not gonna candy coat things
this is a dark side of history
but we should know it any way
which is the reason for my story
As they went on, two deserted
La Liberté a french waterman
That soldier they brought to justice
going as lenient as they can
La Liberté had prior knowledge
and would never be found again
He fled to go die with the Oto
at least that's what they'd explain
Charles Floyd's ruptured appendix took
the young man out of the running
He'd be the only fatality
in that 28 months; stunning
They'd buried him on top of a bluff
and left him the honors of war
by a river that bears his name
you really can't do THAT much more
In 1800 60 million
buffalo used to roam the plains
90 years later a few were left
and wasting away most remains
THEY would kill only what they'd eat
and felt great at the end of the night
morale was looking pretty high
and everything was working right
The Titon Soux were warriors
who patrolled the plains for the whites
who were not in the business of
giving these native folks their rights
One morning in late September
a tense 3 day ordeal broke out
near modern Pierre, South Dakota
outnumbered 10 to one turnout
Well, the expedition made their stand
and bought passage with tobacco
They made it by the skin of their teeth
leaving nervous in the afterglow
Then there was the Arikara
they came across in their bullboats
The brief encounter with this culture
left SOME with more anecdotes
Five stars for hospitality
when squaws were offered for the night
York (the freed) would horrify them
much to his very own delight
He spun tales of life before
“I was wild once upon a time
and used to consume the weaker
before my starring in THIS rhyme”
Mutinous expression was the
crime Private Newman engaged in
The Arikara bore witness to
all those lashes left on his skin
He was whipped 75 times
and the natives did not agree
It was rather barbaric
it was nothing they wanted to see
Winter hit hard in North Dakota
if you can believe THAT tall tale
1600 miles had elapsed
from when Lewis and Clark set sail
Six months into their expedition
and they'd have to wait out the snow
They'd build a camp for the winter
and meet the Mandan's before they go
So they set up camp near Bismarck
and took the brunt of the blizzard
NORTH DAKOTA IN THE WINTER?!
Fellas, it doesn't take a wizard
The Missouri was frozen solid
and the natives needed their help
there was the Military as well
and winter was making them yelp
Big White the grand chief would approach
and tell that the buffalo was near
They needed all the hunters they could get
because survival was their only career
Lewis joined their hunting party
and returned to camp with success
11 men with freezer burn
but they did pitch in none the less
When they hunkered for the winter
they would celebrate New Years Eve
They'd party with the Mandan Tribe
and the men were all granted leave
February 11th came
and Lewis delivered a baby
Sacajawea at 16
was Toussaint Charbonneau's OLD lady
He would act as the translator
this French Canadian fur trapper
you'd consider someone handy
A real asset for a mapper
They'd learn that they'd require horses
to pass the Rocky Mountain range
and if it would interest them
Sacajawea could arrange
She was a Sashone native
whose people all lived at the foot
It took until the month of March
for the ice to finally kaput
The keelboat returned to Saint Louis
loaded up with indian trade
32 folks and a baby
on a course that's already laid
They continued west for the coast
two pirogues and 6 dugout boats
traversing through this beautiful land
and writing it all down in notes
Until they came upon a grizzly
6 approached this beast unperceived
All were really good hunters too
there were bullets that bad boy received
Then the bear stood up to ram them
as the men were running away
It took one last shot to kill
to everybody's dismay
They came to the Marias River
where they had a decision to make
They were caught off guard it would seem
They had to choose which one to take
It took 5 days to flip a coin
deciding to take the southern fork
Lewis ventured ahead by land
and William Clark would chill with York
They'd first lay eyes on the Rockies
and understood without a doubt
They'd need to pass before winter
Thank goodness they chose the right route
The came across Great Falls, Montana
and didn't understand the pitch
412 feet in 10 miles
a 31 day back breaking bitch
17 miles to lug the boats
until July 4th rolled around
with the Great Falls behind the team
they finally found level ground
This time Clark got out of the boat
in search of the Shashone tribe
They'd encountered no other nations
since Fort Mandan as they transcribe
They reach 3 Forks of the Missouri
which is not really all that far
It took the men 23 days
what takes two and a half hours by car
They were getting pretty desperate
without those guides to show them through
Fearing the worst for their success
and with nothing else left to do
They'd follow the most western route
the river called the Jefferson
In hopes it lead the right way
its course the lady's help had run
Sacajawea wasn't a map
but she'd point out a few landmarks
at Biba Head Rock Lewis got out
and their away team disembarks
They were looking for Shashone
or anybody with a horse
Clark was sick back on the boat
with York right by his side of course
Lewis spotted a native man
on horseback not wanting to talk
He ran away and lead them to
the Divide to all of their shock
Lemhi Pass and more mountains to go
and no idea just how far
They've come across Heaven and Hell
just to get where the heck they are
Two days would elapse before they
encountered the Sashone tribe
To guide them through the mountain range
and abandon how I describe
Sacajawea's own brother
was the Sashone's tribal chief
Things were finally looking up
it came as a much needed relief
There's a trail far up to the north
followed by the Naz Perce people
And the course is mighty treacherous
and can be a mighty big handful
Toby would be their tour guide
as their land expedition starts
They crossed the Bitterroot Mountains
where no game roams around those parts
They had a helluva struggle
9 days for 180 miles
Snow would start to fall all day long
just to add more to their trials
With nothing but berries to eat
they would have to slaughter a colt
They followed indigenous markers
through that trail they weren't able to bolt
They'd meet the Naz Perce Indians
down off the western facing edge
and met a chief called twisted hair
down from off that horrible ledge
Then they dug out some more canoes
to take them the rest of the way
The friendship sparked with these people
wasn't one that was destined to stay
Toby bowed out near the rapids
when he left the group high and dry
And as they passed their name sakes
Lewis and Clark were ready to die
They entered 'Clarkston,' Washington
and bought dog meat from the local tribe
This sickened Clark who went without
then he'd write it down to describe
On October 16 they had
reached the Columbia River
but they could not be less enthused
they were just pissed and lookin' to shiver
That's when the men started to notice
western culture starting to inject
items from trade scattered around
and some attitudes they'd reject
They'd have to portage through the Dells
to continue their adventure
“Are we there yet? Are we there yet”
The answer to THAT'S immature
The river became wider now
as the fog starts to settle in
The rains would come to welcome them
the Pacific Northwest strikes AGAIN
It took a week to cross Grays Bay
where it widens by 15 miles
It was enough to make them seasick
prolonging those awful trials
November 15th THEY blazed on through
making their famous appointment
With so much excitement in the end
They set up Camp Disappointment
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