Bright and bubbly

I’m all about unicorns,

Rainbows and light,

With added sarcasm

And a poetic bite.

I will fight for love

Or anything greater,

With a vocabulary like

A posh drunken sailor.

I’ve a sexy imagination

Like a dirty damsel,

I’ll be really good

Or a god damn handful.

I’m completely loyal

Yet slightly psychopathic,

I’ll give you my best

As a hopeless romantic.

I’ll wear that little dress

With those heels you like,

Then I’ll drop you a hint

That I’m on a hunger strike.

You’ll never get bored

As longs as you’re with me,

We'll live authentically

So we’ll always be free.