A Roe v. Wade Prayer

Abortion is not in the Bible.

Shut the fuck up. Shut your dumb ass pie hole.

Maybe focus on things like guns and kids.

Cause obsessing about my plumbing makes you look stupid.

There's like, half a million children in foster care.

Can’t find baby formula if you’re not aware.

40 million people in poverty.

But it's fine. I guess that really only bothers me...

When I look back on my life and I think about my past,

I remember what I learned in Sunday Bible Class.

And I hate to have to say this, hate to be a brat...

But Jesus was a super, duper democrat.

So next time you’re in church and you’re feeling proud,

'Bout giving up all basic morals just to strike Roe down,

Know that I’m out here with lots of angry chicks,

Praying for a God to come cut off your dicks. Cause….

Castration is in the Bible.

They snipped their own off to be good disciples.

God says that sex is a sin when you do it with your hand,

But girls are scared of sex cause the abortion ban.

Amen.