An Ode to Cheese and Crackers
They're simply the best
Cheese and crackers are one of the best snacks ever invented by mankind. They're the perfect comfort food for whatever you're feeling, reminiscing about or thinking about. Cheese and crackers will always be there (unless you don't have any in the fridge) by your side to munch on through the good times and the bad times, and the in-between times. Heck, I'm even munching on some as I'm writing this article. They're such legends. So, without further ado, here is a list of all the times to eat cheese and crackers. Enjoy :)
When you’re feeling overwhelmed...eat cheese and crackers
When you're feeling sad...eat cheese and crackers
When you're feeling happy...eat cheese and crackers
When you're feeling angry...eat cheese and crackers
When you're feeling scared...eat cheese and crackers
When you're not feeling anything at all...eat cheese and crackers
When you’re feeling blue...eat cheese and crackers
When you’re feeling any colour...eat cheese and crackers
When you're feeling all of the colours...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you're a year older than you thought you were...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you're a lot older than what you thought you were... eat cheese and crackers
When you realise that you’re no longer the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you’re in self-isolation and you haven’t had human contact in months...eat cheese and crackers
When you realise that you have no way of knowing how long this pandemic will last for...eat cheese and crackers
When your friends start sharing their conspiracy theories with you...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you haven't seen your friends and family members in months...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you have to get up for work at 7am the next morning...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you’re still working full time whilst more people are at home self-isolating and doing fun things like binge watching Netflix series, colouring in and learning how to knit...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you have a lot of assignments left to do, even though you just handed one in... eat cheese and crackers
When you're procrastinating that assignment that's due tomorrow...eat cheese and crackers
When you're procrastinating all of the assignments that you have due this semester...eat cheese and crackers
When you're over the word count but don't know what to cut back... eat cheese and crackers
When you're under the word count and have nothing else to talk about...eat cheese and crackers
When imovie crashes while you're in the middle of editing a video... eat cheese and crackers
When Microsoft word isn't responding...eat cheese and crackers
When Powerpoint isn't responding...eat cheese and crackers
When Zoom isn't responding... eat cheese and crackers
When NOTHING is responding... eat cheese and crackers
When the internet crashes...eat cheese and crackers
When you find out that your file didn't save..eat cheese and crackers
When you feel a tingle in your throat and hope it’s not Coronavirus...eat cheese and crackers
When your body constantly reminds you that you have endometriosis... eat cheese and crackers
When people tell you that your endometriosis will go away...eat cheese and crackers
When people tell you that they don’t have endometriosis...eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you're a woman and not a man...eat cheese and crackers
When he/she hasn't replied to your texts...eat cheese and crackers
When telemarketers won't stop calling you...eat cheese and crackers
When you’re at your best friends party and you see your ex boyfriend talking to a girl that isn’t you... eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you’re single now... eat cheese and crackers When you miss your ex...eat cheese and crackers
When you're waiting by your phone, contemplating whether your should text your ex or not.. eat cheese and crackers
When you realise that you still haven’t gotten over your ex...eat cheese and crackers
When you realise that you'll never get over your ex and that's okay...eat cheese and crackers
When you're contemplating whether or not you should stalk your crush on Facebook...eat cheese and crackers
When you decided to stalk your crush and realised that you liked every picture on their profile so now they definitely know that you stalked them...eat cheese and crackers
When you're thinking about deleting that pic..eat cheese and crackers
When you realise that you and your celebrity crush will never live happily ever after...eat cheese and crackers
When you're having some me time... eat cheese and crackers
When you just need a warm embrace...eat cheese and crackers
When you need a burst of energy...eat cheese and crackers
When you feel flat... eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that you're stronger than you look...eat cheese and crackers
When you feel grateful for the people in your life... eat cheese and crackers
When you remember that the best is yet to come...eat cheese and crackers
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