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You will never understand the world of Pa-god

You will never understand the world of Pa-god

By orlando hanafeePublished 2 years ago 6 min read
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He can show off his "God" side with a stunning goal, or he can throw a curse word after scoring a goal, causing his teammates to cover their mouths, and when he's sitting on the bench thinking, no one understands what he's thinking. He is the one and only Balotelli, and the boy who has been hailed as "the God of Brazil" for his idiosyncratic style is often summed up in one sentence: You will never understand the world of Brazil.

"Pa God" at the World Cup

World Cup winners Spain drew 1-1 with Italy in a key Group C match at the Euro 2012 on June 12. This wonderful game, because of the Italian team striker Balotelli "personality performance" and added a little funny flavor.

Balotelli has been given a nickname by fans as "the God of Ba" because of his talent for football, and often because of the "short circuit of the brain" to do some strange things.

The 21-year-old striker has been known to fight teammates with broomsticks in training and set off a firework fire in the bathroom of his villa. He is best known for a video in which he is unable to put his training vest on properly and only manages to get it on with the help of a teammate.

In Italy's first game of the tournament, Balotelli cut off a pass from Spanish defender Juande Ramos early in the second half and ran into the penalty area to set up a one-on-one with goalkeeper Iker Casillas. At this point, he seems to have lost his mind, he slowed down the pace of the ball, neither in time to cross, not ready to shoot, and when everyone is confused, Ramos quickly back to the foot of the ball at the foot of the ball scooped off the line.

After the game, netizens began to parody. Some say that at that moment, Pag was thinking about life. Others say that Casillas, seeing the situation in danger, had the wit to ask Pag a question: "What is one plus one?" So Pak-Shen slowed down and began to think.

In fact, this game Balotelli really steal the scene. His first half tussle with the opposing defender had the fans in the stands and at home laughing. After a referee called Balotelli for a foul in the penalty area, he knelt on the turf and punched the ground, even making fun of his strike partner Antonio Cassano behind him.

Balotelli was replaced by coach Cesare Prandelli in the 57th minute after a mediocre performance. "What are you looking at? You're a piece of shit," he muttered from the bench as fans jeered at him. Why is that? Because you don't have the courage to be who you want to be. You need people like me so you can give me the finger and say, 'That's a bad boy.' You are not good people at all, you know how to fake, and like to lie. No, I'm not. Even if I'm lying, I'm telling the truth. Say good night to a bad boy, and let me tell you this is the last time you'll ever see a bad boy like me. Get out of my way. I'm a bad boy coming by. Make way."

The call may be confusing, but it is very much in keeping with Balotelli's character. In this national team, it is understandable that Balotelli's estimation is the former bad boy Cassano.

The press loved him, the rock stars loved him, and Noel Gallagher of Oasis said that Ba God can restore your faith in humanity, a true rock star. Yes, he can do things you would never have thought of before, and before him, the stars who can do it are almost extinct. His former coach Jose Mourinho commented: "He has only one cell in his brain."

Many Italian fans are still pinning their hopes on Balotelli for the match against the mighty Spanish. After all, in addition to his nervous side, he also has the immortal side.

Yes, he did it, and he did it again, doing things on the football field that opponents, teammates and spectators never expected. What Balotelli was thinking during that time remains a mystery.

You will never understand the world of Pa-god

What does football really offer? It's a question that makes millions of women want to break their heads. They could never understand why, at that time of the week, the men around her would ignore her, no matter how beautiful or sexy she was, and just want to be in the stands or at home staring at the television. Men can't answer this question any more than they can understand why women love gossip and entertainment. However, since Balotelli, this problem is no longer a problem, because the Brazilian god can give you both football and entertainment.

Millions of people have tried to understand what goes on in the mind of Pag every day, but these are meaningless attempts, you must understand, the world of Pag, you will never understand. The Sun takes the research seriously and makes a bold claim: Balotelli is the best performance artist in the Premier League, on and off the pitch.

Balotelli has been on a tear in Manchester since Roberto Mancini urged him to pay £24m to sign him from Inter Milan. Balotelli, who has just arrived in England, also had a period of acculturation, at that time he was more through the red card to show his personality. As he became familiar with the English environment, his adorable performances began to emerge one after another.

As an entertainer, you have to dress well, of course. But Earthman's clothes are so hard to wear that Pag struggles to pull a training shirt over himself. Enraged, Balotelli chose to resist wearing no clothes, so in a street, many people saw a strong body, but wearing only a pair of flowery underwear, with a cigarette in his mouth. This is not enough, Balotelli later put on his favorite chicken cap, swagger through the city, very cool.

As an entertainer, you must have some movement skills. Balotelli often has someone to talk to about his moves. Balotelli played with his former team-mate Jerome Boateng, now at Bayern Munich, during a training session. In the summer against the Los Angeles Galaxy warm-up game, Balotelli also because of an open goal wide, let off the field Mancini was furious, immediately replaced him.

As an entertainer, I have learned how to communicate with people. When asked by police why he kept £25,000 in cash in a glove box, Mr Bachmann's reply was short and forceful: "Because I can." And just shut the cops down.

When asked about Wilshere, the Arsenal midfielder who came second in the award, Balotelli asked reporters: "What's his name? No, I really don't know who he is." Balotelli also told Rooney that he was "not the best striker in Manchester", making the usually aggressive "boxer" Rooney want to meet him.

On another occasion, Italian President Giorgio Napolitano, who attended the game with his wife, went into the Italian dressing room after the game to congratulate the team. While the rest of the players stood at attention neatly dressed to shake the president's hand, bare-chested Paki squeezed in with a grin and showed off his tanned abs.

For English fans, it has been a long time since the last talent and performance artist, Paul Gascoigne, bowed out, so they will be happy to do more with Balotelli. They chose to carve their message on all Balotelli's cars, the weekly salary of 100,000 pounds Balotelli is also tenacious at the beginning, you row one, I buy another, but two fists can not beat four hands, after a period of time, Balotelli finally chose to lower the head, began to rent a car.

After scoring a goal in a Premier League game for Manchester City, he lifted his shirt to reveal the words "Why Always Me? (Why is it always me?) "What does that mean? He won't tell us. We'll just keep guessing.

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