Peer Pressure
an excerpt from the podcast, Radio Days
Now, I learned about reverse psychology when I was in grade 3. My favorite teacher of all time, Mrs. Matechuk - it was Beacon Heights Elementary in Edmonton - she gave me the book, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer as a gift. She even delivered it to my house, as I was home from school with yellow jaundice. That was a fine day for me and it stands out as one of my favorite childhood memories. In that book, there’s a story of Tom having to whitewash a fence as a consequence for misbehaving. He cons a whole bunch of his friends into doing this chore for him by pretending that it was fun. They even trade him stuff for the privilege - smart. Now imagine if you will, poor, young Nivedan, surrounded by three older Tom Sawyers. They persuaded this hapless boy into doing something really idiotic, and crazy dangerous by telling him exactly that! Reverse psychology!
PEER PRESSURE
If you look carefully at the stitching you’ll see
My mom sewed this shirt back together for me
My red badge of courage - a reminder that I
dared laugh at danger
that I didn’t die
What’s up with them anyway? Doctors? EMT’S?
The first thing they do is cut you like cheese!
They brandish their scissors
they pant and they drool
And they make the things cold - just to be cruel!
It’s my toe! I exclaimed even though my neck hurt
I just didn’t want them cutting my shirt
You see, I ‘d gone back to get it put it on tucked it in
I looked in the mirror
and I couldn’t help grin
I look good, yes I do
But it’s no time to dally
My big brother and friends await in the alley
A super adventure attends just for me
On my first day of high school I’ll make history
Cause now I’m included, hey mommy wow
There’ll be no stopping me, I’m a real big boy now
I saluted the stud in the mirror and turned
My attention off me
my look now confirmed
I tried not to hurry as I passed our garage
And was ambushed by venomous verbal barrage
“The kid has no bike!?”
“What the what!?”
“What the hey!?”
Right there I thought that was the end of my day
Not so! For my brother’s friend, Matt, had a plan
"Hold my bike," he said. "I’ll be back quick as I can."
Matt took welding and auto in school
And wood shop and drafting
And he dressed pretty cool
And lickety split he was back just like that
With a contraption he made that we just had to stare at
Dr Seuss would be proud I thought (not out loud)
It was a something that would certainly stand out in a crowd
The forks fit the frame
sort of kind of - not really
The rusted out spokes said don’t try a wheelie
There was something up front where the handles should be
But I wasn’t quite sure why he welded on three
The seat was all crooked with stuff coming out
But it rolled just the same so I swallowed my doubt
Then he said THIS! Yes, he did! Matt, the jerk,
Said, “Don’t try to stop, cause the brakes - they don’t work!”
Then we rode down the alley, past the mall’s parking lot
All the way to the start of my Bro’s secret spot
“It’s way in behind there!” he said, calling to me
He flew into the forest through a path in the trees
but soon he was huffing and got off of his bike
The way was so steep we all had to hike.
I lugged my wheely doohickey as best as I could
All the way to the top of that mountainous wood
Which curved at the top and careened its way down
And I stopped and looked all around at the town
I felt pretty good
All manly and sweaty
whatever came next
I knew I’d be ready
I squinted my eyes as I looked down ahead.
Anyone who’d ride that would probly be dead
On my left was a cliff a sheer 200 feet
And death waited there
That’s who you would meet
On the right a bramble of bushes was lain
A particularly prickly thicket of pain
But right in the middle shone a pathway to glory
(I’ll leave out the bits from here on that get gory)
For there at the bottom a hole in a fence
That bisected the path and it seemed common sense
That no one would try to
no one would be so dense
No it was too steep too hard too intense
But there I was. ME! Right there on the brink
And I turned to Matt and I said, "Doncha think?
It would be SICK if I rode THIS down there?"
Well, he looked at me like he pretended to care
“You’re not wearing a helmet,” he sneered. No... he goaded!
So I aimed down the hill - like a gun that was loaded
My brother and what’s his face waited below
They had walked their bikes down carefully slow"
I yelled down to them same as I did to Matt
It’d be SICK if I rode down this pathway through that!"
Well, my brother faked a look that was almost aghast
As he yelled back to me, “No! You’ll go way too fast!”
But I swear as he did so he glanced an aside
At his buddy - and that aside?
It was snide!
Yes it it was and what’s more?
He yelled back up again
“Anyone one who tries that is an idiot - time ten!”
An idiot you say? Times ten - could it be?
That I am that guy? That idiot is me?
'Cause I knew what they meant underneath their disguise
Thinly veiled, I knew their warnings were lies
Why else would they bring me to this secret spot
If not just to see if it takes what I got?
Hell yeah, I do! I got what it takes!
I recalled, just too late, that I had no brakes
I zoomed and sped up and I let out a yelp
I Flintstoned my feet but that didn’t help
Whozzit was dancing a freaky distress
My brother’s voice broke His face was a mess
My brother was crying and yelling at me
As I zoomed down the hill I could suddenly see
that the warnings were real that they didn’t fake it
At that moment I realized I wouldn’t make it
Time stopped
And thank God! I needed to think
And I looked through that hole of jagged chain link
Nothing was there but a black hole of doom
Even if I squeezed through Even if there was room
Just a vacuum of air and the tops of some trees
I saw it all in a weird, three dimensional frieze
Like when you watch a movie and you get the notion
To slow it all down into super slow motion
Cliff of Death on my left
hole of death straight ahead
I think that I’ll do the bushes instead
So I leaned to the right
To the bramble of prickle
But Fate, as you know, is mischievous fickle
I just about made it, not quite, but almost
And time?
It sped up, just as I hit the post
The post of pure iron cemented in rock
And me? I was gone
In a world full of shock
A pretzel boy wrapped in bicycle paper
Who’d never live to tell of this caper
Somewhere in the dark a voice screamed at me
“Breathe! You must breathe!" But I couldn’t, you see
My mind yelled at me, "You will breathe. I have spoken!"
But my body could not
My body was broken
I was not fully grown I was not very big
My collarbone snapped right in half like a twig
Enter Matt and my bro and good ol’ whatshisface
They jump-started me carried me out of that place
Back up that preposterous, crazy steep hill
back down through the forest not stopping until
I woke up with that lunatic cutting at me
In Memorial Hospital, Surrey, BC
I’ve asked my big bro how they did it that day
He just gives me that look and then looks away
The fear
and the love
and the something or other
He feels for his stupid, lil’ idiot brother
About the Creator
Ward Norcutt
Playwright and poet.
My goal as a writer is to write thoughtful pieces of prose, poetry and stage plays. Hopefully, the end results are entertaining and engaging, with layers of meaning that make sense to the whole or a theme therein.
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