Most recently published stories in Humans.
Signs That You're Making an Ass Out of Yourself on a Date
Back in the day, I had gone on a date with a guy who we'll call Max. Max seemed to be a good-ish guy with a lot of issues when it came to both manners and behavior — many of which ended up becoming very apparent when I sat down with him.
Sis... You Are Getting Played
You guys have been dating for a while now and you start feeling that it could be something more than just sporadic dates. Everything is going great, then all of a sudden you notice small changes that are becoming questionable. As women, we want to know what's up and what's going on before we move any further, get our hopes up, or have our hearts broken. A man losing interest has nothing to do with your worth... he just may be a jerk for not being upfront and honest. I have compiled a list of dead on giveaways that he's just not into you.
Brick By Boring Brick
It's all about having your head in the cloud; don't think this is your fault, that I can’t sleep because I’m trying to rescue you from your ivory tower. Your walls are full of magic; if this is true, I’m coming for you. I’m coming to tackle your nightmares because I’m here to protect you from them. You don't have to be scared any more.
I Love You, But I Don't Know Who You Are
July 24, 2017 To the most BEAUTIFUL lady in the universe, I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I most certainly do. The only problem is that I don't know you. I don't know where you are. You can be anyone, anywhere. You can be anyone—a daughter, a mom, a niece, a sister, a girlfriend, a wife, a grandmother, a granddaughter, a great granddaughter or an aunt. I don't really know at all. I have no idea. You are so many things to so many people, but you are always a friend to me.
The Words I Can't Say
I spent such a long time saying those words to the wrong person, that now, I don't know how to express the feeling to the right person. I have lost the ability to be affectionate. I don't know when it happened, only that it did, and that it takes a toll on my relationship.
Matching with the Nice Guys: A Tinder Guide
So you finally got a Tinder account. Maybe you're curious, maybe you're looking for a hookup, maybe you are tentatively trying to get back into the dating game. Maybe you have no freaking idea why you've allowed your best friend to set you up with a Tinder account but you're going with it.
Retribution: Chapter 20
Augustin retreated into his cell at the end of the day with a newspaper he had managed to get ahold of. Nights were simultaneously the best and worst time of the day. They were somewhat more quiet and he could be alone with his thoughts but the quietness and solitude came with a feeling of uneasiness, which is why he kept a sort of dagger he had fashioned under his pillow.
The Texting Rules - When Is It Time to Stop?
Here's a bet - whoever invented the double blue tick for the WhatsApp app was a woman. I'd put £1,000 on it because I knew I was right.
Why Women in Relationships Need to Be Saving More Money
Are you in long-term relationship? Are you living with someone? Have a joint bank account? I have one very important piece of advice for you: get yourself a nest egg.
Can You Be Friends With an Ex?
There's a man who I've known for more than 10 years. We're friends to begin with — we went to the same school, lived in the same boarding house, and he used to annoy me SO MUCH!
I’m often sent on an emotional roller coaster of bullshit and drama; a basis that lacks purpose and is filled with impersonal electronic disconnections. LOL, OMG, IDK, BRB, ROTFLMAO.
The Mountain Cat Who Sought To Become Queen
There once was a tigress from Aberdeen who moved along the creeks way, when along flew a raven from a place unseen, who planned to steal her day. He landed upon a pole when flying became old, not knowing what more to do. So he hopped just above her, opening his cranky mouth just to inquire of what was new.