Kissing Guys or Gals at Clubs 101

Do you love the thrill of a new person? Like a child on Christmas Day with a shiny new toy?

Well you're not the only one out there.

I get asked some times from my friends, how do you get with a guy? I’m not talking about the hanky panky and getting down and dirty between the sheets. I’m talking about one or two kisses at the clubs.

Now before we begin, you must know that, well, humans have germs.... so be careful who you kiss. To be honest, kissing a stranger isn’t that good of an idea as you could get something much nastier then a couple of butterflies in your stomach or a hot flush from kissing a handsome man.

But laddies, it is very simple when clubbing to find a one night Romeo that you are comfortable with.

Step 1: Confidence laddies, confidence

If you're not willing to put yourself out there, you're not gonna get very far. The person you want to kiss is human too, whether they are male or female, they are nervous too most of the time.

Step 2: Don’t try and constantly think about it (it will backfire, trust me)

Don’t forget to have fun with your mates during the night; trust me, you will need them and they will need you.

Bros before hoes.

Sisters before misters.

Trust me!

Step 3: The check

So you're there dancing away, looking fine af. And you see a dazzling man or girl that catches your eye. First, check if they have someone’s else near them that they look like they're with!!!!!! If they do, back up hun, they ain’t to be messed with xx

Step 4: The eye contact

So you're still dancing and you notice they aren’t with anyone; you now may start step 4. Every couple of minutes, try to make eye contact from across the room. If you lock eyes, don’t look away!!! Just smile and they will smile back... hopefully.

I suggest repeating this step a could of times... but please don’t force it.

If you DON’T want it, then stop eye contact immediately and move at least 1m away.

Step 5: The move

Somehow either they, you or chance will draw you together closer.... but let it happen slowly ☺️

Step 6: The wiggle

Wow, would you look at that, now you're next to them!!! Now do the eye contact and smile thing again... and now gradually start to dance with them!

Step 7: The kiss

Well if you have gotten to this step, you know if you know!

Step 8: Partings are such sweet sorrows

This step can be performed in many ways and at any time that you want to, well, LEAVE this kisser.

Here are a couple of ways:

The Run

Easy. Simple. Effective.

Just smile stops kissing and move away.

The Friend

Say you need to go find a friend and say you will be back soon. (Don’t go back)

I Need The Bathroom

Same as above and plus they can’t follow you in there.

Please Note!!!

Girls and Guys, you are in control of your own body. Do not do something if you don’t want to. You don’t need to go find a “quiet place” or “leave” with them!

If you're a girl, I suggest you go clubbing with guy friends so you can just run up and give them a hug and the guy you were kissing will most likely back off.

Make sure the guy you choose is not extremely violent or drunk or on drugs; it can get nasty.

Please be careful when kissing girls and guys and the club xx

Have fun 😚