Dear Mr. I Prefer Exotic Women Because Black Women are Angry

Dear Mr., I prefer exotic women because black women are crazy,

Please do me a favor, kindly shut the fuck up and open a dictionary. We are so sick and tired of you bitching and moaning about all the things you guys hate within yourselves. And since I know you probably won’t pick up the dictionary, I did the work for you as usual.

Exotic used as an adjective: originating in or a characteristic of a distant foreign country. These angry black women, aka, African American women, may have been born here and may live here in the U.S., but we did not originate here. African derived from the continent Africa is a distant foreign land in which these “angry black women” were stolen from long ago just as you black men were and put under a boat. The distant foreign land that is illustrated in the characteristics of our dark chocolate skin and thick asses/ thighs yall like to rap about so much.

Exotic used as a noun: an exotic plant or animal. These angry black women you like to dog so much are the product of mother nature’s love, whom she gifted with the ability to take the herbs from the earth and make medicines to cure black men and their children. She gifted the ability to turn herbs into nourishment for black men’s bodies.

Exotic used as an adjective: attractive or striking because colorful or out of the ordinary. The angry black woman color is so attractive and so striking that many cultures use tanning beds and tanning lotion to emulate it. They take our curls, braids, and other hairstyles trying to make it their own. They put fillers in their lips and ass to replicate what is naturally ours. Our very essence is so out of the ordinary that it can only be done by others using synthetic means.

Exotic used as an adjective: of a kind not used for ordinary purposes or not ordinarily encountered. The angry black woman is so out of the ordinary that our bodies are continuously used for scientific and medicinal discoveries. The exotic women you like to nut in so much would not be able to practice safe sex without us or know if their reproductive systems were working correctly without us.

And as for the angry part, we have every right to be. We have watched our sons killed by policemen for playing with b.b. guns in the park and from walking home. We have watched our black men killed, over a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill, and for selling their mixtapes in front of a convenience store. We have watched our children get pulled out of cars and tased just trying to make it home from college. We have to watch our children die from malnourishment as we raised the children of the Caucasians. We have to make do on a paycheck that is only one/fourth of what our white counterparts make. We have to work twice as hard to make sure the future generations make it out of the projects and get an education that is continously dangled out of our reach. Most of all, we are angry because we, constantly and consistently use our bodies as shields to protect you from police, from racists who would love to see your body lifeless, and from our own kind. We are angry because we know we will continue to do so even though you dare to dog us. You say you love the exotic women, but really you just love the idea of someone you can control and break down. Because if you truly love what is considered exotic, you would love black women. We are the very definition of exotic.