Enemies With Benefits
Bobby Worst and Remus have an...interesting rivalry
Warnings: It's an interaction between Thomas's Remus and Brandon Rogers's Bobby Worst, so things will be disgusting and vile and sexual and kinda gay
Bobby Worst was groaning on his way home. Kicking his into dog shit and vandalizing churches really took a toll on him that day. By the time he made it home, he found Suck with a broken arn and Swallow with a mace shoved up him ass!
"Ah! No one abuses my queers but me!" he shouted loud enough for the nearest elementary school to hear.
Once he was done shouting, he heard a steady clapping gradually getting louder until the source revealed itself. Bobby was surprised and furious as he saw a familiar and sinister man dressed in black and green with eye makeup and a mustache.
"Remus Pisscasso!" Bobby declared.
"Fancy seeing you again, Bobby Worst," Remus responded.
Although from different parts of the country, Bobby Worst and Remus Pisscasso were on a neverending quest to outdo each other in deviant deeds. It wasn't that they hated each other (although they would never say that they liked each other), but they were motivated by each other and their feud to push envelopes. That day was one of the times where they met up to make their feud a little extra special.
"Suck! Swallow! Suck him off 'til he passes out!" Bobby shouted again.
During the times where Remus would visit Bobby or the other way around, hell would obviously break loose. On the most recent visit, while they were at Bobby's home, they were chatting about their crimes as Remus was munching on his deodorant and Bobby was eating strawberry ice cream from Swallow's ass.
Not long after their eating and chatting, Bobby organized his weapons while Remus made himself comfortable in Bobby's bedroom. Some other things they were competitive about were who could be wilder in bed and who could make the other cum sooner. Vanilla was too dull for either of them, so they used various kinks that could and couldn't harm them for their competition. If a neighbor filed a noise complaint, it gave them both a reason to kick their bedroom antics up a notch.
The following day, Bobby Worst and his servants were on their way to the mall to act like asses in a Starbucks line, but saw everyone gagging as soon as they made it in. As he saw the reactions, Bobby felt something on the back of his neck. He thought he was feeling chills until he turned around and witnessed Remus licking fresh blood off a knife.
"How did you beat us? Last night should've made you sleep in!" Bobby proclaimed.
"I know plenty of night owls. Besides, it's amazing how so many people react to cum and blood as a milk substitute," Remus chuckled deeply before he left.
Bobby vowed to get back at Remus by trying something a little more extreme.
As Remus was headed back to Bobby's, he noticed Bobby's notebook with a plan involving torturing Remus's brother. Remus grabbed one of his weapons and slammed it on Bobby's head as soon as he found him.
"You're planning to torture my brother?!" Remus shouted.
"We're just orchestrating hypotheticals, you bottom!" Bobby responded while rubbing his head.
"No one messes with my brother but me! Would you like me to introduce Tankthrust to a chainsaw to prove it?"
"Hey! If anyone is going to commit such acts to that tough cookie, it's me!"
They glared at each other while in a silent agreement leading to Remus dropping his weapon and the notebook.
After more crimes, sex competitions, and deviance, Remus Pisscasso had to return to Florida. As Bobby was thinking to himself "Good Riddance", he noticed that Suck was missing. He didn't even have to ask to know that their feud was far from over.