The Fine Art of the Quickie

by Chris Dee 10 months ago in how to

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The Fine Art of the Quickie

While there’s definitely something to be said for slow, sensual sex that lasts awhile, quickies definitely bring their own benefits to the table. They’re great ways to keep your libido in check when circumstances don’t really allow for your usual repertoire. Plus, they can be seriously hot when approached properly. Here we’ll go over everything you need to know to make sure your quickies are always red hot.

Being Prepared

Yes, some of the best quickies are as hot as they are because they’re completely spontaneous. It stills pays to be a little bit prepared for at least the possibility though. You’ll lower the likelihood of anything practical interfering with the action, not to mention maximize your ability to enjoy it to the fullest.

Dress strategically.

Most quickies really don’t allow for full nudity, so the easier you can make it to do the deed with your clothes on, the better. Go for anything you own that gives the other person really easy access to your naughty bits. Pants that unzip or open easily are good picks for men. Short to mid-length skirts are ideal for women. Going commando isn’t necessarily a must, but it’s highly recommended. The fewer layers you have to deal with, the better!

Have protection on you.

If you’re into even the idea of impromptu sex, you should have protection on you at all times. Don’t simply assume the other person has it covered. Keep a couple of condoms of your own on you at all times so you’re always ready to rock when the opportunity presents itself. On side not, have sex as often as possible, there are great reasons to have more sex (according to science). After all, nothing kills the mood quite like having to make an unanticipated trip to the drugstore right when things were getting hot and heavy.

Have a personal code.

A sultry “I want you” whispered in your partner’s ear might be enough to get the ball rolling when the two of you are on your own somewhere, but definitely come up with a way to give each other the “game on” signal when you’re around your family or friends as well. What “code” you use is completely up to you. Just pick something innocuous that the both of you can remember and pick up on easily.

Location, Location, Location

While the opportunity for a really great quickie can potentially present itself almost anywhere, it pays to have a few choice locations in mind when you’re actually looking for a quick bang session. The following are some great suggestions.

Explore the great outdoors.

Not only is there something really primal about having sex outside, but the great outdoors is the easiest setting in which to locate a great tryst spot in a pinch. On vacation in an unfamiliar area and not sure where to go? Take a walk in the woods, by the beach, or in a large garden. It won’t be long before you spot a good place to get busy. Visiting family and need a little nookie without worrying about being heard through the walls later? Say you’re going for a jog or offer to walk the dog. You get the picture.

Do it in the car.

If you were like a lot of teenagers, you almost definitely at least made out in a car a time or two. Quickie car sex can prove to be every bit as convenient (and hot) now that you’re all grown up as well. Just drive your vehicle to the nearest empty parking lot or open field and go wild! Your car’s glove compartment can be a handy place to stash extra condoms, lube, or even a few small sex toys as well, just FYI.

Get steamy in the shower.

If you’re trying to get a little action, but don’t want your roommates, house guests, or kids to be the wiser, a shower quickie is always a good option. The noise of the water will cover any telltale sounds so long as you’re not a full-on screamer. Plus, you have a virtual guarantee that no one will barge in on you while you’re going at it. You can even bring your favorite toys in there with you, so long as they’re waterproof.

Avoiding Detection

Unless voyeurism is kind of your thing, you’ll naturally want to minimize the actual likelihood of getting caught. If you’re out in public, avoid areas that see a lot of foot traffic. If you’re in a building and searching for a good spot, try the fire escape or make your way to some of the higher floors, as you’re less likely to run into a passersby.

Last, but definitely not least, make sure the spot you’ve chosen isn’t monitored by CCTV. Cameras are potentially everywhere these days, including in public spaces and even private residences. After all, you want to get laid, not arrested. Thinking smart is the best way to do exactly that!

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