The 10 SIMPLE TRICKS TO INSTANTLY STOP MASTURBATING (These Work 100% of The Time!)

by Word SEX 19 days ago in how to

I've personally tested all of them and can guarantee they'll work for you.

The 10 SIMPLE TRICKS TO INSTANTLY STOP MASTURBATING (These Work 100% of The Time!)
The 10 SIMPLE TRICKS TO INSTANTLY STOP MASTURBATING (These Work 100% of The Time!)

So let's say you've decided that you want to start masturbating less, or you even want to stop entirely. But you don't know how to do it, and all the other tutorials fucking suck. That's why I am here to tell you EXACTLY how to achieve your goal. These are things I've come up with, that is really easy and really specific, that you can start doing RIGHT NOW. I've personally tested all of them and can guarantee they'll work for you.

01. Jack off as much as you want … but only at night.

Tell yourself you don't have to stop at all. You're just only allowed to do it at night after you've already done everything you need to do, so around 11 pm or later. This removes a lot of the pressure from it because you're still allowed to do it as much as you want, you just have to wait a little while before doing it.

But the benefit of this is, most of the time you just won't even do it at all because by the time it's that late, you're already tired and you don't even feel like doing it anymore.

02. Have other fun stuff to do at night

Use this one along with the first tip. Have other things you enjoy doing at night. For example, maybe you limit yourself to watching Netflix for a maximum of 1 hour a day, and only at night, after you've finished your work. 

So this means once you get to that time, you only have enough time to either watch Netflix or watch porn. And if you're like I am, once you start watching a new show, you get really into it, and you look forward to watching the next episode.

So each day you'll be like "eh, I could beat my dick, but … fuck it! I'd rather watch the next episode of House of Cards!" And then you'll watch it, and by the time you're done, you don't have time to beat off anymore.

03. Block porn sites in your hosts' file.

Basically the way it works is there's a text file on every computer where you can type in a list of websites you want to block, and then if you try to go to them in your browser, you won't be able to. You can add Pornhub and whatever other sites you want into it to stop yourself from going to them.

Now yeah, you can always open up that file and delete the sites from the list if you want to go to them, but often it'll just be too much trouble and you'll think "meh, fuck it, I don't care enough to do that" and you won't do it. It just adds another barrier that makes your porn less attractive.

04. Don't text girls all-day

There are guys who text with girls ALL DAY EVERY DAY. This includes texting, Snapchatting, Twitter, and Instagram DM's, and any other method of communication. You don't want to do this. If you're talking to girls, and you think they're hot and you want to hook up with them, it's just gonna keep the idea of sex in your mind all the time and make you more likely to want to bust your dick out later.

Think about it: let's say you're at the movies and a couple of hot girls are talking to you. And now let's say you're out mountain biking with a bunch of your buddies and there are no girls around. In which of these scenarios do you want to jack off more? Obviously the first one.

So NOT being around girls all the time will make you less likely to be turned on all the time, and less likely to feel like jacking off. 

05. Don't check social media more than once a day

This is similar to tip 04. If you're on Instagram all day looking at pictures of hot girls you know, or hot girls you don't know, or if you're on Facebook creeping on girls at your school or at your work, you're just keeping the thought of sex in your mind all the time, when it doesn't need to be there!

If you use social media, limit yourself to once a day, either in the morning or right before you go to the gym. Plus, that'll make your life a lot more productive as well.

06. This is my FAVORITE tip: HAVE OTHER STUFF IN YOUR LIFE!

A little while back, I got really wrapped up in a project I was working on, something I really, really enjoyed and was passionate about. I loved working on it and I spent a ton of time on it. And then one day I realized "hey, I haven't jacked off in like 3 weeks! what the hell?!"

I was just so excited about this other thing in my life and dedicating so much time to it that I didn't even think about sex at all, and every now and then if I did think about sex I'd be like "fuck it, I'd rather work on this project instead!" 

So having other things in your life that you really care about and enjoy, is an AMAZING way to change things up. You can use this for anything, for example, if your life is pretty shitty and all you do is work a boring job and then go home and get drunk on the couch, and your goal is to stop drinking, it could be difficult because you don't have anything else going for you.

But say you take up playing the cello or something, and you really love it and you want to improve and you can't wait to get home to work on new pieces, well, it's gonna be SO MUCH EASIER to stop drinking, because you have this other thing that you now care about a lot more than you care about drinking, SECOND, you won't want to waste time drinking and you'd rather use your time practicing instead, and THIRD, drinking will decrease your skill level if you practice afterward which will really make you not want to do it.

So, if you have something you want to stop doing, instead of just replacing it with a void, replace it with something positive!

07. Have a schedule

Having a schedule, or a routine helps because let's say you work on your science project every single day from 2 to 5 pm. You do this every day. Then one day, at 2:30 pm, you feel like jacking off. But that's your science project time, and you have to stick to your schedule!

You're MUCH LESS LIKELY to actually stop and load up some porn than you would've been if you were just sitting around doing nothing because you don't want to break your schedule, you're already working on something, and you know if you stop and start it's gonna be a waste of precious time.

You can use this tip in conjunction with tips 01 and 02, and if you feel like jacking off but it isn't your pre-decided "jack off time" then you just have to wait until it is that time. And usually, when that time comes, you won't be in the mood anymore anyway.

08. Don't do things throughout the day that will turn you on.

So, with me personally, even if I have a specified "porn-watching time," I'd still occasionally check to see like what new videos are out, "hey I wonder if Madison Ivy has any new videos lemme just check her Instagram," let me queue up the shit I want to watch later, and so on.

This is similar to tips 04 and 05 because this is something that keeps the idea of sex in your mind throughout the day. If you want to check a pornstar's Instagram or Snapchat to see what she's doing, or you want to load up your favorite porn site to see what new videos are out, do it during your specified "porn-watching time" in your schedule, NOT constantly throughout the day.

09. REALLY SIMPLE TIP: Stop asking girls for nudes!

If you text girls, you've probably asked them for nudes. Yeah … you know what I'm talking about. Who doesn't? But if your goal is to stop jacking off … and yeah, I've been saying "jacking off" instead of "masturbating," because honestly, who the fuck in real life actually says "masturbating" … please.

If your goal is to stop jacking off then obviously HAVING GIRLS SEND YOU NAKED PICTURES OF THEIR TITS AND ASSES ON A REGULAR BASIS, is NOT conducive to that goal! Just stop talking about nudes!

10. The most important one: Read more WORD SEX Stories!

The average male, in the USA, has sex with a total of about 7 people in his entire life. That's a real statistic. The average male, in the USA, WHO IS Reading TO WORD SEX, has sex with AS MANY GIRLS AS HE WANTS! THAT'S a real statistic, too! If you can get girls whenever you want, why do you need to watch porn all day every day?

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