Loved the Club

Several people at the strip club watch the dancers dance, drinking their drinks, and enjoying themselves. One woman approaches the stage with a pocket full of money and pulls her stack out. So the dancer comes closer and she start thinking to herself while rumbling through her cash, “Where are my smaller bills?”

And the dancer got excited so she became distracted with swinging of thongs, right? Okay, another woman comes up behind her and taps her on the shoulder and said, “ You act like you owe this place!” “So the first woman turns around and looks as if to say, '' Who are you?” while placing the money in her pocket and her drink on the table.

Politely, asking the person sitting if they could watch it for her? The other, guest to the first woman suddenly, and swiftly gets up from her chair, Tip toes the top of table while jumping over and passing the people. Quickly grabs both wrists of the first and says, “ No, come on.

Because I can see it written all over your face that you’re about to hit this girl.” the woman replies, “ No, I’m not!” Then, a third woman grabs the second woman by the shoulder and asks, “ What are you doing? You are not even supposed to be up here in the first place. And already you starting mess, get back over here with us!” As she grabbed her away and pushed her into the closet.

Now, the party soon ends and the club is closing, as the four woman exist the building. There was a man ducking around the cars. So, the two noticed the man and one said, there’s your man when the other one turns and tells the other, “ I’m out!” and leaves with a dancer for a few hours. As the woman met back up with the others in front of the building with their escort.

They had to drive back pass the club and they saw that the club was burning down. “ Oh, shit, what just happened?” they ask as they stopped to view. The next morning, the two woman have to go court and low and behold who walks in the courtroom...the women from the club. Now, two sat there watching the case, but when the judge asked for the names.

One of the woman walked up with a different woman altogether. “So, tell what happened?” “ Well, your honor, I was at the party with my boyfriend. And this heifer started running off at her mouth. So I bust her in it!” (this is the one in the club) Judge asked the other woman, “ Now, tell me your part.” “ Well, I was already there at the party when she just showed up.

She started getting up in my face talking shit! And tried to swing on me, and I bust her in the mouth!” ( the one who wasn’t seen at the club) “ No, you didn’t! I straight whooped you up!” The judge said:” Now, you’re in my courtroom. And I’m doing the talking, hush!” And again he says, “What are you fighting for?” they both replied, “ My Man!” Arguing started again.

“Hold up! Who’s man is he?” “Well, your honor, I’m having his baby” , the other says, “ But, I’m his girlfriend!” So the judge says, “ Well, since you are the girlfriend. I have the right mind to charge with “Attempt Murder” and since you are the mother who knows if you are pregnant or not and you commenced to fight her anyways.

I have the right mind to charge you with “ Child Endangerment and Attempted Murder! also” “Oh, but wait a minute, your honor, her face ain’t pregnant. And she was talking kinds of mess!”

Now, remember that the Club burnt down after an estranged man was seen dipping around cars when the girlfriend attended the club. Alright now, the woman who left the club earlier with the dancer said, “ Ooh shit! Let’s go!” As the judge gave them mercy standing before him and let them go, too. But, who man was it that night when the club burned down?