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Kissing the Coronavirus is back

A book commentary

By Fan LiuPublished 3 years ago 4 min read
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Before I start, if you haven't read my commentary on the first Kissing the Coronavirus book, you can check it out below :)

Now for the warnings, firstly this review will contain major spoilers so if you don't want that well, too bad. Secondly, if you LOVE hotdogs, maybe don't read this or the book. As someone who really love hotdogs (to eat, as food), I was quite disturbed by some of the overly graphic descriptions, and yes, I will be sharing the suffering with everyone. You have been warned!!

This second book starts off with this amazing sentence "Dr Kelly Cauldron sniffed the hotdog into her vagina".. sniffed?? I'm assuming she meant stuffed? Yes, I did look up the definition of sniffed and I couldn't find one that would have made any sense in this context. So anyways, this is the beginning of the super gross hotdog sex Dr. Cauldron is having with her lunch in the bathroom of a vaccination clinic. Kelly, let me call her Kelly since I cannot put on a serious face and call her a doctor while describing this, is sitting on a toilet pushing the hotdog in and out of her vagina which allowed her pussy juices to coat the hotdog like mayonnaise. Thank goodness I do not eat hotdogs with mayo or I might never be able to eat a hotdog again.

There is then a brief mention of Dr Gurtlychund and Dr Ashingtonford from the first book who were the ones that created the vaccine. Which by the way, the way the first book ended did NOT make it seem like they created a very safe vaccine but hey, it seems to be working so I guess? Then we get a bit of Kelly's backstory; she used to be an orthodontist by day and a "dogger" at night? If you don't know what that means, I will save you the embarrassing google search history and elaborate. Basically, she used to go out into special parking lots and suck peoples' dicks, up to nine a night. WOW. Then one day, the government visited her office and made her join the vaccination team and if she refused, she would go to prison. Ok wait like 2 minutes. THE GOVERNMENT visited her office? The entire government went to the office of an orthodontist and was like YOU have to vaccinate people now or we "the government" will put you in prison :).

Back to the main storyline, Kelly returns to work after her lunch break and starts vaccinating people again. And oh, did I mention that she left the hotdog "sniffed" in her vagina?? So she is vaccinating a bunch of people all the while day dreaming about sex while becoming increasingly turned on by the hotdog still inside of her. She was only snapped out of her sex day dream when a sexy man walked in to be vaccinated next. His name was Bill Johnso (no, not Johnson). I have to say that I really like these interesting last names everyone has. So Kelly gives Bill his shot all the while thinking about all the sexy things they could be doing and afterwards Bill starts to get all woozy.

Here is plot twist number one, why is he feeling unwell all of a sudden? Well, it is because he already took a different vaccine last week *gasps*. So what happens when you take two vaccines? Apparently lighting and thunder happens and then you turn into the Cure. And if you happen to be Bill, you also become 175% your size and have a cock that looks like "a birthday party clown's balloon prior to it being turned into a balloon animal". Of course since Kelly was already dreaming about having sex with Bill, now with his cock all huge and exposed, she went right to sucking it. Now comes the most disgusting part, and it made me want to throw up a little bit (and yes it involves the hotdog). Bill aka the Cure, starts to eat Kelly's pussy and since she still had that hotdog all up in there, he eventually licked it out and ate it (super barf). Before they could fully get to the sexing, the door bursts open and in comes a big green man with the same sized dick as the Cure. Do you recall who this is from the first book? Yes, it is The Covid. They started to glare at each other and it seemed like they were going to engage to a fight to the death to determine who gets to fuck Kelly as the prize. However, plot twist number 2, they start making out and feeling each other up instead. I definitely did not see this coming and neither did Kelly it seems. She was pissed because she thought she was going to get fucked and now she is missing out on all the action. So she marched right up in between the two "men?" and they all had a nice threesome together. Yes, it does go into more details, no I will not be describing those details here.

So now my question is, does Kelly have Covid or is she Cured? And what happened to Dr. Ashingtonford from the first book after having sex with Covid? Clearly he has moved on and is fucking another girl. Oh and where in the world did the rest of the patients and the workers in that vaccination clinic go? Did they just all die from the thunder and lightening? Until next time I guess because guess what? There is a third book now and I have it all downloaded on my e-reader and ready to go.

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