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Diary of an Escort

The Normal, The Weird & Scary Clients/Fantasies

By kelly marie hindPublished 3 years ago 4 min read
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Upon all experiences in life, we all experience the normal, the weird and the scary. Who'd think Escorts see this in everyday life? Sadly we see alot of different people from all walks of life. Single young lads, Single Accountants, Married Men to Divorced men, Famous and the unfamous. (Yes, I've seen a few famous chararcters in my career!) Everyone in the world has at least cheated either in a relationship or at life. I've seen and heard it all, surprinsingly it's not just men with the freaky fantasies. Women are the most freakish natures when it comes to perverse fantasies.

So Let's start with the Normal Fantasy Clients (MEN, Obvisiously) Most guys dream of the porn-stars, they watch on pornhub or xnxx and they expect escorts to perform the same levels of throat fucking and squirting orgasms they've seen on their computers. Unfortunately I am gonna have to break it to you, Most Male pornstars have been photoshopped and the squirting is mainly mixed female ejulation and actual pee, but mainly pee! (Sorry guys!) and there is the guys who settle for the Girlfriend Experience, Just without nagging and constantly on the facebook. Ladies, Your men need satisying!! Get off social media and go swallow his aching balls!

Do you clarify of having a weird Fantasy? You know what I love, is the weird fantasies! I know I love dressing up and being the complete utter sl*t on my webcam, Oh sorry my lovelies I do this as well not just escort. This more the fun side of my job when you can role play as many weird or disturbing fantasies the client wants and you get paid for it!! may be a few quid but I charge £4.99 per minute. (It all adds up, right...!) I've heard so many fantasies over my webcam from the school girl and daddy scenarios to dominating sissies. For those unsure what a sissy is; Straight men or bi-sexual men who loves dressing up in their wives or women's underwear that they love to be dominated by those in charge. (Don't go counting your undies now ladies!) I never used to enjoy calling men 'daddy' but sometimes it turns the gentlemen on. I've always made sure with my clients and hoped several times that they have a sense of humour. There is nothing worse than killing the moment half way through a very horny session, responding to 'who's the daddy?' remark.... 'I'm an orphan' Sometimes it can go a good way or some might take it not as a joke. Maybe my sense of humour is too much for some but in this world if you cannot laugh, what is the point in living.

Hope you've all put your cornflakes down, and if you've got a weak stomach I would advise to scroll down at your own risk. This where some fantasies go beyond normal, I've had messages of clients who would like me to put a piece of my poop into a steamer and force feed them! (However people I have not done this) It's like what kind of upbringing did these people have, and it's never the young ones either, these are mainly middle ass men who are married and got children. I can't think of anything worse then eating poop! It's like taking a trip to your local B&M store and picking up 'Grow your own Poo' toy thing and sticking it into their christmas stocking. I would rather stick my strap on and degrade a man then do anything hardsport related... Sorry Hardsports means Poo Play and Watersports is the golden shower. I have given the odd few golden showers but never recieved, I don't think I could ever experience for myself to be completely honest. I'd possibly vomit everywhere!

In everyday life, we all come across Scary people (not talking halloween masks!) but the ones where they make you feel unsafe and unsure on what they do next if you don't give them what they want etc. I do quite a few fantasies like school girl, police officer and sometimes daddy's little girl (but only to a certain degree.) There are men out there who like roleplaying daddy's little girl where the girl is younger than sixteen, some guys have asked to pretend to be as young as ten years old. This is where I find this can be disturbing and scary, even though this is classed as age play/daddy's little girl, It always goes through every escort's mind or any sane person's mind. Is he a pedophile? Is he a predetar? Is this a ploy to grab an actual child etc? I avoid this type of clients but I always worry for that child walking home from school! Sometimes depending how aggressive these types of clients become before I contact local authority.

I can always remember one client I had over the webcam a few years ago, Lovely Gentleman in his late 50's enjoying his webcam session whilst in the shower. He was very submissive and I was very dominant, and I'm not the type of girl to say no too (if you get my drift) So I got his tossing off etc and made him explode his load all over the shower walls and made him lick every drop off the wall.. So yes Ladies and Gents, I made him to lick his own sperm of the walls! How I managed to watch him to repeatedly in this act without gagging or laughing I just don't know. This what I class in the normal catergory.

Hope you all are enjoying my chapters of my everyday life as an Escort.. Love you all, Keep Safe and Be Happy in whatever career you choose.

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kelly marie hind

I am the writer of my life, I am an Independent Escort and I enjoy my career. I love writing writing about my life and what experiences I have come across, Sexual desires and kinky fantasies.

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